Are you blowing 15 year olds, that they're able to get it up for 8 beej's/day? (Since there have to have been a few days you went without, of course that would mean there were some days your number was quite high. It's math and all.) Because, really. How many adult males could come that many times in a day?
Maybe I am with the wrong (or right?!) men. heh.
EMT has the fastest recovery time I've ever seen. That said, he'd get really bored with multiple blowies every day. Blowie then sex x3? Yep.
Three hours ago in the other post, study said she gave one this morning. Since that post, she's posted here that she's given two today. Doesn't anyone work anymore?
ML is eternally a lesson in the importance of knowing when to say :
A.) I over-exaggerated for funsies. B.) I said something racist/homophobic/etc. and that wasn't cool. and the biggest one, C.) I am super bad at math.
right? i want to make that my sig: "i own all my shit at all times and will never kill myself defending something ridiculous"
I have discovered that the best way to not have your shit blown out of proportion is to not blow it out of proportion when you tell people about it! Go figure!
I just don't get why anyone would give more than one per day. Truly. It's a blowJOB. My mouth starts hurting, my neck cramps up...clearly I'm out of my blowjob prime. But even in my slut prime, I wanted more sex. Because again. It's a job.
If I averaged one a week I would probably be in here all "look at these diamonds I got 'just because' he loves me". Still I would rather sleep and watch reality tv.
Post by walterismydog on Mar 4, 2014 18:58:06 GMT -5
If some dude were trying to go down on me almost three times a day for six years, I would punch him. I have known some hornballs in my life, but never any who wanted three blows a day plus sex. EVERY DAY. GOOD NIGHT IRENE.
I just don't get why anyone would give more than one per day. Truly. It's a blowJOB. My mouth starts hurting, my neck cramps up...clearly I'm out of my blowjob prime. But even in my slut prime, I wanted more sex. Because again. It's a job.
I like giving blow jobs better than sex. I hate "having" to orgasm during sex. I just don't sometimes. I am content in having my partner finish and not me. Flame away?
I just don't get why anyone would give more than one per day. Truly. It's a blowJOB. My mouth starts hurting, my neck cramps up...clearly I'm out of my blowjob prime. But even in my slut prime, I wanted more sex. Because again. It's a job.
i have done it to completion exactly twice in my whole life. it turns out that i really hate semen. like, REALLY hate semen. everything about it. my h was not one of the two lucky ones.
Semen has ruined cooked mushrooms for me.
Alright, I'm done contributing.
Speaking of semen...
Has anyone ever been around a Callery Pear tree? They look like this:
They're all over my work campus and when they flower (as they are doing RIGHT NOW) they smell like semen. Like, for real. I thought it was funny and joked with a friend about it, but then I went to look up what kind of tree they are and... I am not alone in my description of their smell!
Color me shocked. I just messaged my H and proposed the schedule above to him and asked if it would be excessive and he replied "HELL NO. What is wrong with you". I know he likes his bj's, but damn, that's a lot.
I just don't get why anyone would give more than one per day. Truly. It's a blowJOB. My mouth starts hurting, my neck cramps up...clearly I'm out of my blowjob prime. But even in my slut prime, I wanted more sex. Because again. It's a job.
I like giving blow jobs better than sex. I hate "having" to orgasm during sex. I just don't sometimes. I am content in having my partner finish and not me. Flame away?
Sometimes I don't mind a blowjob because it is less of a time commitment than sex. But I'm totally honest with H if I'm not going to orgasm. I just say, "It's not going to happen," and we switch positions until he finishes. LOL.
Right before we actually start banging, I do slobber the knob a little bit. I wonder if that counts as a .5? Maybe a .25?