A herd of elephants is loose in my house

[ooglie26]

No wait, that's just one of my cats, who has lost his damn mind.

He's running down the hall and sliding (Risky Business style) into the living room.  While sliding, he jumps on the back of our couch, races around it like he's got the lead in the Indy 500, and then plops down on his side for a break. 

His eyes are HUGE, I'd swear he's on something, except he doesn't have opposable thumbs and can't open any pill/liquor bottles.

He just took a flying leap off the back of the couch and stampeded down the hall again. 

I guess he needed to be somewhere else 10 minutes ago.

[sawyerthedestroyer]

I love ninja-mode.

[ooglie26]

Mar 6, 2014 11:54:06 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

one of my cats does this after she poops.

He did pee while I was cleaning the litter box...maybe he REALLY had to go?

[ooglie26]

Mar 6, 2014 11:55:10 GMT -5 specialk said:

My cats do this all the time, for no reason at all. It's fun on the hardwood floors, because they often find stopping to be more of a challenge than they anticipated.

Oh yes, he's body slammed the side of the couch more than once today. He's also bouncing off the wall at the end of the hallway because he can't stop in time.

[TrickyBob]

Mar 6, 2014 11:56:04 GMT -5 sawyerthedestroyer said:

I love ninja-mode.

My cat does this, his name is actually Ninja. I found it to be very fitting. 

Mine bounces off of furniture, usually side ways, and then he is off again. Plus he makes those little "brurrrrrp" sounds as he skids around. 

[Saint Monica]

zoomies!

[ooglie26]

Now he's chasing his tail. Should I remind him he's a cat?

Maybe I'll just go to work early, and let my H clean up whatever destruction results when he gets home from work tonight.

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Mar 6, 2014 11:54:06 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

one of my cats does this after she poops.

The poop ghosts are after her.

[ooglie26]

Mar 6, 2014 12:01:49 GMT -5 @fucksticklegit said:

Mar 6, 2014 11:54:06 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

one of my cats does this after she poops.

The poop ghosts are after her.

"Poo!" instead of "Boo!" ??

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Mar 6, 2014 11:54:06 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

one of my cats does this after she poops.

My cat randomly does this too. I just assume it was life changing.

[Wallflower]

Lord, I do love cats.

Except when the do the zoomies and land on my head.

[savan]

We always say the kitty shaped horses are on the loose.

One time both cats were sprinting through our old apartment and our female cat jumped up on the small wooden ironing board we had on the table. It knocked the ironing board off the table and on to our male cat's paw. He had 2 broken toes and was in a cast for 6 weeks.

[jreeds]

My cats do this but it's usually at 4AM

[Velvetshady]

Welcome to 11:45pm at our house. But with four cats involved. Every night. Sometimes, they "practice" at 11:45am.

[bonquiqui]

This is my life. They had a party early this morning. Must have been rough poops

[ooglie26]

Mar 6, 2014 14:52:38 GMT -5 kooshball said:

I just wish my cat would stop the poopwalk across the carpet.

Is that the butt dragging thing? 

He does that from time to time too, on the laminate.

[ooglie26]

Mar 6, 2014 15:09:18 GMT -5 nuggetbrain said:

Dexter does this every damn morning. Today he rabbit kicked me in the face while hurling himself on and then immediately off the bed at full speed.

That is the WORST way to be woken up.  I feel your pain.