I have a bunch of stupid ones at the moment. Add yours!
- It's Friday, which means it's time for my computer to freak the fuck out and stop working. Yay!
- My boss is constantly expecting me to read his mind. He gives me something this morning to copy and create a file with. Says to do it "today." Ok, let me finish this other thing I'm in the middle of. An hour (ok, maybe 2 hours) later, he's chastising me for not having it done: "When I ask you to do things, do them right away." IF YOU WANTED IT DONE ASAP, FUCKING SAY SO. When you tell me to do it "today," that means "when I have a chance to" not "ASAP." Say what you fucking mean, dammit. I know, I should just do everything he asks me ASAP. But when I do that, he laughs at me and says, "Oh that could have waited, don't worry." SO ANNOYING.
- Something in the vent above my head (a fan of some kind? I dunno) keeps intermittently whining. EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeSTOPIT!