Last night, I had a dream that I was Katy Perry and it was my birthday. We were having a party at a fancy restaurant and playing some kind of game in which each person was served a different entree, all of which were very unusual. Each person had to guess what they were eating.
So, I, Katy Perry, am ready to make my guess and the server says no, you already guessed wrong. I start arguing with her and eventually call her a stupid bitch. Then I follow her to the kitchen to make sure she doesn't spit in my dessert.
Also, Ricky Gervais was there, very drunk, and gave me a hug and tried to grab my boobs.
Please add yours so I don't feel like a complete weirdo.