S.O.S. - parents are watching Magic Mike

[gozf]

I had no interest in this movie. I especially have no interest in watching it in the presence of my 66 year old parents.

What's worse is that my dad is the one in control of the remote.

If I wasn't promised brunch I morrow, I'd get in my car and drive home right now.

Holy shit. Magic Mike.

[shoeless]

ROFL!!!! (sorry about your luck!)

[melindafelinda]

Penis pump.

[cbwm1]

I cannot stop giggling.

Sorry.

[gozf]

I just asked my dad why we were watching it. He looked me dead in the eye and said, "I'm in love with them. I want to be them."

And then waited about 30 seconds before laughing.

[gozf]

Mar 8, 2014 23:30:20 GMT -5 Que? said:

OMG. I would die.

I rented Kids way back in the day (remember that movie? Crazy). My Dad was like 'I think I'll watch that, I'll return it for you'
Me: 'please don't
Him: (next day) lets talk.

Fuuuuuuck.

Back in 1995, my mom rented this and made me watch it with her!!

Ughhh

[gozf]

Mar 8, 2014 23:35:36 GMT -5 Que? said:

Mar 8, 2014 23:33:14 GMT -5 gozf said:

Back in 1995, my mom rented this and made me watch it with her!!

Ughhh

I seriously felt bad for my Dad. His practice centered around teenagers for a long time and he was fucking shell shocked. Poor old man.

So, you don't even drink anymore, how are you getting through this?

We were actually having a lovely time - until Magic Mike.

They bought me frozen yogurt and Old Navy skinny cargo pants! They are also feeding me cheese. Lots of cheese.

[kirra]

That sounds awful. And I actually enjoy parts of the movie. But not around my parents.

[gozf]

Mar 8, 2014 23:39:33 GMT -5 kirra said:

That sounds awful. And I actually enjoy parts of the movie. But not around my parents.

We are on to SNL! Praise the Lord!

[nahoku]

Better than seeing Eyes Wide Shut in the theater with your dad and sister? I'm guessing from personal experience here

[gozf]

Mar 8, 2014 23:43:49 GMT -5 nahoku said:

Better than seeing Eyes Wide Shut in the theater with your dad and sister? I'm guessing from personal experience here

Yowza. I'm so sorry.

[wannabe]

Dude, the ON skinny cargo pants are magical. They're my new favorites.

[gozf]

Mar 9, 2014 0:10:56 GMT -5 wannabe said:

Dude, the ON skinny cargo pants are magical. They're my new favorites.

I love them!! I hope they hold up well after being washed. I'll be sad if they go to hell.

ETA: and they're on sale for $17 right now.

[jane6672]

YOU DON'T DRINK ANY MORE?

[gozf]

Mar 9, 2014 0:46:20 GMT -5 jane6672 said:

YOU DON'T DRINK ANY MORE?

Not really, no. I realized how many calories I was drinking, so I decided to take a break. I think I've had booze twice in the new year? I don't miss it as much as I thought. I don't really miss it at all!