Tell him to shut his yap, it'll give him extra male bonding time with Dexter.
He's still pissed that Meeps (which is our new nickname for Dexter because he makes weird chirping sounds instead of meowing like a normal fucking cat) keeps stealing his wrinkle cream. And also the straws from his drinks.
Apparently he's obsessed with straws.
My Salem loved trying to get straws out of cups. It took him 6 months before he xould do it without tipping the cup. Then he got bored and stopped.