Husbands are fun suckers

[papie]

I was jumping up and down to try to get the baby out (what? It could help!) and my H saw me and flipped: Stop that! It's not good for the baby!
Whatever. Lol

[mrspost08]

Lol! I don't think it's going to hurt the baby. Sounds like something my H would say. He gets upset when I sleep on my stomach or wear my regular jeans. He claims I'm squishing the baby.

[papie]

I know! And I have never even made it to my due date. I will cry so much if I make it this time, lol.

[shekels1222]

The day I got my bfp with my son my husband asked me if it was safe that I was eating a banana. This man has 2 Master degrees. And seriously asked me this question.

3 years later I still won't let him live it down.

[shekels1222]

Oh and jump away. Throw some lunges and squats in there too. Force that cervix to dilate. I'm sure that's not how it works but hell...couldn't hurt.

[bananapancakes]

I've been doing a ton of bouncing on my yoga ball. I also propositioned my H for sex this afternoon by telling him that I needed his prostaglandins. So sexy! Luckily, he obliged. He wants this baby out as badly as I do.

[bowies]

My H is like this too. I really haven't slowed down too much yet but he insists I can't carry anything, push anything, or reach for anything. I do it when he's not around though (within reason). He has completely bought that I can't touch dog poop or bathroom cleaners though. Meh, his fault. He should read his damn expectant father book already.

[amaristella]

With the amniotic fluid and everything in there baby might be having fun!

[Deleted]

hahhaha! I have had a little extra bounce in my step when walking hoping that it would put extra pressure on the cervix and get things going. nada. I've also done tons of walking. still nada. sex. nada. pineapples? nada. I have resigned myself to the next 3 weeks and that we will probably have to forcefully evict the kid.