You know you are pregnant when...

[speckledfrog]

Your nightly routine involves vitamins, colace, and a unisom pill.

Add yours!

[mrspost08]

You wake up at midnight to pee, have bad heartburn & can't go back to sleep. I hate not sleeping all night! I feel like my body is preparing me for when baby gets here.

[mannah]

You're hanging out with your parents lying around in your pajamas and your mom points out that your nipples are leaking.

[bowies]

You become so conditioned to peeing in cups that you do it at other doctor appointments too.

[pinotgrig]

When you've used so much cocoa butter on your belly that you know the smell of it will forever remind you of being pg.

That you actually look forward to going to the ob/gyn's office.

[catsarecute]

When you fall asleep with your hand on your belly night after night so you don't miss one baby kick.

[mrssandro]

When you stock up on fiber ish foods, Colace and Metamucil. OMG I completely forgot constipation during pregnancy.

[Alwaysabridesmaidf]

When you wear yoga pants, heels and a dress shirt to work to try an pass them off as cotton dress pants (it's working by the way).

[MrsDarcy]

Apr 10, 2014 8:55:38 GMT -5 @charky said:

When your morning plans include Breakfast #1, Breakfast #2, and Breakfast #3, because OMG THE HUNGER.

That's where I'm at this morning.

[bluelikejazz]

When you have saltines next to your bed, in your desk drawer, in the cup holder in your car, and in your purse.

[magdala]

Your trip to the supermarket is for milk, toilet paper and crackers

[katiek]

When you have to ask your H to put your socks on your feet

When "Mommy had a good poop!" becomes something you say (sadly infrequently) to your dog.

[thatgirl2478]

Apr 10, 2014 8:55:38 GMT -5 @charky said:

When your morning plans include Breakfast #1, Breakfast #2, and Breakfast #3, because OMG THE HUNGER.

This was me with my first pregnancy.  Not so much this one.

[shekels1222]

When your 2 year old follows you around making retching noises and asking mommy you trow up today?

[linz]

Every night at 9 pm your H gives you a shot in the ass. And I take 6 pills a day (thryoid metformin prenatal and folic acid).

You know you're pregnant when none of that matters bc its worth it in the end.

[kermit]

Apr 10, 2014 7:20:12 GMT -5 pinotgrig said:

When you've used so much cocoa butter on your belly that you know the smell of it will forever remind you of being pg.

That you actually look forward to going to the ob/gyn's office.

Is it Palmer's? I hate cocoa butter lotion that smells like chocolate. It should smell like coconuts!

[vaportrail]

When you bake a chocolate cake on Tuesday and it's gone by Wednesday. Gone to your belly.

[vaportrail]

Apr 10, 2014 9:25:40 GMT -5 thatgirl2478 said:

Apr 10, 2014 8:55:38 GMT -5 @charky said:

When your morning plans include Breakfast #1, Breakfast #2, and Breakfast #3, because OMG THE HUNGER.

This was me with my first pregnancy.  Not so much this one.

Ooooo I totally have 1st and 2nd breakfast.  And 1st and 2nd lunch.

[thatgirl2478]

Apr 10, 2014 10:30:37 GMT -5 vaportrail said:

Apr 10, 2014 9:25:40 GMT -5 thatgirl2478 said:

This was me with my first pregnancy.  Not so much this one.

Ooooo I totally have 1st and 2nd breakfast.  And 1st and 2nd lunch.

LOL - yep - I had 1st breakfast at home, then 2nd breakfast about 2 hrs later at work (usually half of the lunch I'd pack), then lunch a few hours later (I'd go out to get something) and then the other half of my packed lunch.  Then I'd go home & sleep.  Then DH would get home around 6:30/7 and we'd have a BIG dinner (ie if we went to Chili's we'd share an app and I'd have a cup of soup along with my meal) and then we'd usually get dessert (DQ blizzards) on the way home... 

I gained SO MUCH WEIGHT!

[pinotgrig]

Apr 10, 2014 9:55:44 GMT -5 kermit said:

Apr 10, 2014 7:20:12 GMT -5 pinotgrig said:

When you've used so much cocoa butter on your belly that you know the smell of it will forever remind you of being pg.

That you actually look forward to going to the ob/gyn's office.

Is it Palmer's? I hate cocoa butter lotion that smells like chocolate. It should smell like coconuts!

It is! It definitely doesn't smell just like cocoa butter.

[catsarecute]

Apr 10, 2014 7:20:12 GMT -5 pinotgrig said:

When you've used so much cocoa butter on your belly that you know the smell of it will forever remind you of being pg.

That you actually look forward to going to the ob/gyn's office.

My husband said my cocoa butter smells like vacation! Haha

[hbear]

Apr 10, 2014 9:27:22 GMT -5 shekels1222 said:

When your 2 year old follows you around making retching noises and asking mommy you trow up today?

Lol!

My daughter imitates me and pretends to throw up in the toilet saying "I don't feel good"

Also, when I throw up, she runs in after me and rubs my back. She's such a little nurturer!

[melsamoony]

When you get half-way up the stairs and feel like you need to sit down and take a break. H now gives me a little push to help me up the steps. When he presses on my back it takes so much weight off it is amaaaaazing.

[shekels1222]

Apr 10, 2014 11:05:07 GMT -5 hbear said:

Apr 10, 2014 9:27:22 GMT -5 shekels1222 said:

When your 2 year old follows you around making retching noises and asking mommy you trow up today?

Lol!

My daughter imitates me and pretends to throw up in the toilet saying "I don't feel good"

Also, when I throw up, she runs in after me and rubs my back. She's such a little nurturer!

Awww she's sweet. My little bulldozer boy just laughs at me and says oh mommy you funny.

[Deleted]

When you notice that your belly is hairier than your husband's belly 

[hokiegirl82]

When you have a bagel with cream cheese for breakfast nearly every morning and don't feel bad about it one bit.

[starlily]

When you have to lean over sideways on tip toes to reach the clothes inside your top-load washing machine.

[bluelikejazz]

Apr 10, 2014 12:18:53 GMT -5 starlily said:

When you have to lean over sideways on tip toes to reach the clothes inside your top-load washing machine.

I didn't even think about that!  We have a front load machine that I have to squat down to get inside of - guess DH will be doing ALL the laundry soon!