3 am randoms

[Odonata]

I'm awake and bored with this on my mind so putting it out there to the lonely middle-of-the-night internet world:

Lesson learned:  when you're bloating like the bratty gum girl from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, do not eat large dinners and do not eat them quickly.

Holy fuck I'm going to pop.  Like my skin on my stomach is going to rip and my guts will come spilling out.  There isn't even any room left for me to inhale all the way.  H and I went out to eat last night b/c we were running errands and it got late.  I'm an EATER when I'm hungry.  I need to learn to eat small means and slowly.  I guess I also swallow too much air b/c I eat so fast.  This is what I get for being such a glutton.  

I am in so much abdominal pain I decided to just get up and do some online playing.  That, and my husband who is normally WAY OVER on his side of the bed has made a habit of sleeping up in my grill - and snores.  He's currently on MY pillow sawing away.  And it's hot as a mother in my room since today was (gasp) over 70 degrees.  My house heats up like a brick oven.  I've decided to call a heating/AC guy tomorrow to get an estimate on installing central air.  We need to do it before we sell to up our value a bit (we plan to be out in a year) so why not do it now and use the AC while I'm fat, pregnant, and bloated this summer?

Oh, and lightning crotch?  Yeah, had my first experience with that, too.  It wasn't too bad, just an ice pick up my twat that made me jump.  Thank god I read on here what that was or I would be a basket of nerves right now thinking that pain and my severe bloat are related.  I came into the office and sat on the wood chair at the desk computer and almost went through the ceiling.  lol. 

Isn't this fun?  

Still - I will take all of this for a million years over first trimester nausea and puking.  I prefer pain to nausea any day, hands down, provided  I know the pain is normal, of course.  

[loira]

Apr 13, 2014 2:56:14 GMT -5 Odonata said:

 It wasn't too bad, just an ice pick up my twat that made me jump.  

This made me lol!

Sorry you couldn't sleep. I am up too, although admittedly it is 10am where I live.

[forthelove959]

I feel your pain. I get SO hungry, and then when I eat I feel so full I can barely move and want to puke.

I slept about an hour before I had to get up to pee. When I came back to bed, DH was sprawled all over the bed and had taken over my body pillow. So I too have resigned myself to the recliner and online games. (A little after 4am here)

[aqualuv]

I'm with you on eating. I've found I can eat more during the day like at breakfast and lunch. By dinner I can only eat a small meal.

I used to be a fast eater, now my H is always done before me. It's so annoying. Lol!

[ngdgtco]

Oh I totally felt this on Friday. Stuffed my face at dinner and then felt like I could barely move I was so uncomfortable. We'll see if I actually learned my lesson!

[bananapancakes]

In case you're wondering, I'm still pregnant! 4 more days until this little booger gets evicted.