"Make up for your wily ways and offer to kiss his boo-boo!"
+o(
My DH, who is "into fixing things" knows there is no such thing as a glass hammer or a cement humidifier. He may not be into sports but he sure knows that you can't buy curve balls you throw them. WTF!
They need to stick to reinventing news because their kind of journalism nauseates me.
When your husband comes home pretend you don't know who he is a la Total Recall, then kick him in the nuts and scream for the police. When the police arrive accuse him of assault. Once you bail him out be prepared for THE BEST SEX OF YOUR LIFE.