Guess what day it is??

[doriswe]

Huuummmpppp Daaaayyy!!

I'm still hump free but the thread about having a dude over made me giggle a little. I tend to sneak boys in late at night, so they never really see the house because it's dark and we're all secret squirrel. I think it adds to the fun That being said, I can count on one hand how many boys I've snuck into my house in the last 2 1/2 years (whomp whomp)

[mcc]

I'm afraid to have sex again thanks to the IUD

[cuddlyevil]

I am humpless, but I did message a guy on match about going for coffee so maybe there is hope?

[mcc]

Apr 16, 2014 7:56:14 GMT -5 chalupa said:

The closest I've gotten so far is eating (actual) sausage for breakfast.

This made me laugh

[kitkat1502]

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[dani29]

No humps today.

But we had a lecture on erectile dysfunction yesterday. I'm not positive but I'm pretty sure my professor was trying to say that penis pumps were a bonding experience for a couple.

A. we giggled the entire lecture as we are super mature.
B. I get that you do what you have to, and I wouldn't rule it out ever (I'm 24 so I've hopefully got a while). But I'm not sure I'd ever consider that bonding.

[gault]

I have something to say but need to shower first

[doriswe]

Apr 16, 2014 8:31:57 GMT -5 gault said:

I have something to say but need to shower first

tease!

[mcc]

Apr 16, 2014 8:13:51 GMT -5 kitkat1502 said:

I humped last night. Supposed to get AF this Friday so hope for some tonight and tomorrow.

Hump w/ BF is really good and really passionate and everything is great during, but I'd say maybe 4 out of 10 times he can't finish just during sex. He said he's always been that way but I guess I've never been with a guy that hasn't been able to so I can't help but feel a little blow to my ego if he can't cum during sex.

I hate this too. It ruined my sex life with someone bc he could never finish. It's normal to take it like you are. I was devastated.

[kitkat1502]

Apr 16, 2014 8:44:44 GMT -5 mcc said:

Apr 16, 2014 8:13:51 GMT -5 kitkat1502 said:

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[helpinghands]

No humping here today. I'm still sick as a dog....I just need to nagging cough to go away.

[gault]

Apr 16, 2014 8:49:59 GMT -5 kitkat1502 said:

Apr 16, 2014 8:44:44 GMT -5 mcc said:

I hate this too. It ruined my sex life with someone bc he could never finish. It's normal to take it like you are. I was devastated.

I guess I'm thankfully its not every time, only some of the times. Like we had sex Friday night and he couldn't finish. But then Saturday he did. But the sex is so good while we're having it I'm just confused when he can't.

I could be a mental thing  Try not to take it personally.  It sucks, I know.

[cuddlyevil]

So far today I have been checked out twice by two different guys (the first was a group of guys--the guy who saw me first was muttering something but was looking right at me, I heard the words "girl...this way" and "really cute"). Then just got checked out again by one of the hvac guys when I left my bosses office.

Not expecting any of that today

[gault]

Apr 16, 2014 8:33:03 GMT -5 doriswe said:

Apr 16, 2014 8:31:57 GMT -5 gault said:

I have something to say but need to shower first

tease!

Last weekend chef guy and I discovered some new...erogenous zones for both of us that most other dudes have not wanted me to touch.  So that was cool and I'm looking forward to exploring that with him. mwahaha.

[cuddlyevil]

gault, so does that go back to the "Women can orgasm in 11 different ways" e-mail that I got from work dude in November? Because, I kind of need to know...for a friend...

[gault]

Apr 16, 2014 10:04:00 GMT -5 cuddlyevil said:

gault, so does that go back to the "Women can orgasm in 11 different ways" e-mail that I got from work dude in November? Because, I kind of need to know...for a friend...

I will need to see this email to get a better picture.

[cuddlyevil]

It was just a teaser for a webex The whole thing was about self pleasure as stress relief.

He was all giggly about it and I was the somebody he felt he could tell without getting in trouble. LOL. But I kept shouting "my comments are not work safe!".

[Wanderista]

No humping to report this week.

[suebee]

Been so long, starting to forget what humping is like. Thank goodness for my BOB

[dreamcrisp1]

I get to hump tonight!!!! I had my period over the weekend so have not humped in like 10 days. Too long. Lots of making up for that tonight.

[sweetchix]

I humped last night

[Deleted]

No humping today. I have my period, which doesn't always stop me, but I'll probably wait until it's over. Of course I could probably be convinced otherwise.

[doriswe]

Apr 16, 2014 12:24:13 GMT -5 sweetchix said:

I humped last night

uhhhh, with who?

[sweetchix]

Apr 16, 2014 13:04:00 GMT -5 doriswe said:

Apr 16, 2014 12:24:13 GMT -5 sweetchix said:

I humped last night

uhhhh, with who?

A guy I hooked up with last month. I don't plan on doing it again though.

[kaneen]

Gah, no humping for me unfortunately.

[gault]

Apr 16, 2014 16:03:00 GMT -5 @stpete said:

Did I mention I had a great date with the brit last night?


Okay tmi, don't read if you don't want to know:








We lost the condom. Like actually lost it. I stripped my bed this morning and searched EVERYWHERE. Wtf, how does that happen?

Get ready and prepare to go digging for a few minutes just to be safe.

TMI back atcha - we thought we had lost the condom once, too, and couldn't find out where it went.  Upon a second search of my person, it had lodged itself waaaaay up in there. "I FOUND IT!!" "Oh, good."

[peppermint]

Apr 16, 2014 10:08:53 GMT -5 mp said:

I've been having killer Os with my vibrator. It's nice and very depressing at the same time. That's all I've got.

2nd unfortunate indian. wahh!

[suebee]

Apr 16, 2014 16:33:46 GMT -5 peppermint said:

Apr 16, 2014 10:08:53 GMT -5 mp said:

I've been having killer Os with my vibrator. It's nice and very depressing at the same time. That's all I've got.

2nd unfortunate indian. wahh!

Not the kinda hump day I want!  Tired of needing batteries for a good time.

[suebee]

Apr 16, 2014 16:48:28 GMT -5 @stpete said:

Apr 16, 2014 16:23:31 GMT -5 gault said:

Get ready and prepare to go digging for a few minutes just to be safe.

TMI back atcha - we thought we had lost the condom once, too, and couldn't find out where it went.  Upon a second search of my person, it had lodged itself waaaaay up in there. "I FOUND IT!!" "Oh, good."

That was the first place we both checked lol.

Glad he gave you a hand

[doriswe]

Apr 16, 2014 16:45:00 GMT -5 suebee said:

Apr 16, 2014 16:33:46 GMT -5 peppermint said:

2nd unfortunate indian. wahh!

Not the kinda hump day I want!  Tired of needing batteries for a good time.

get one that plugs into the wall...ywia