Holy shitballs bacon

[mcc]

I forgot Tux owns a catering company or something along those lines.  I asked him to help me make candied bacon for my beer party on Friday because I thought it would be fun to do.  He just came by with 5lbs of freshly thick cut bacon, spices, and sugar.  Kissed me hello, rolled up his sleeves, prepped the bacon, then ran off to a work meeting for an hour. He left me with about 1.5 lbs of bacon that didn't fit on the sheet.  I just had bacon and eggs while I'm waiting for the slices in the oven to candy and for his meeting to be over.  Then we will have sex and eat candied bacon.

This man is awesome.

[sharic]

Marry him!!!!

[sweetchix]

You had me at bacon

Seriously though, he sounds like such a great guy. So happy for you mcc.

[winecat]

yum!

[Deleted]

Husband him tonight.

[mcc]

Thanks chalupa and sweetchix. He's a great guy so far. A little busy and spread pretty thin but even though he had to run off to a meeting (which I totally understand when you're in business development), the fact that he dropped off bacon and made it for me was very telling. He's very thoughtful, which I appreciate.

[lookingup]

I just got so horny reading the OP. Good for you, mcc!

[katiecj]

I'm very jealous right now.

[pl77]

I think "then we will have sex and eat candied bacon" is pretty much the definition of heaven.

[cuddlyevil]

Apr 16, 2014 20:18:29 GMT -5 chalupa said:

Bacon, sex, AND helps in the kitchen?

I think it's time to marry him. Just kidding, mostly.

This. All of it.

I believe you have a keeper there.

[lexxasaurus]

All of that is fantastic! Enjoy the rest of the night!

[suebee]

Have a great night!

[kaneen]

God I love candied bacon. And men. And men who candy bacon.


Sex. Love sex too.


You are a lucky woman mcc .

[gault]

That's amazing.

Let's combine his bacon-making pizzazz with chef guy's ability to make the perfect cheese tray and wine pairing. It would be an orgy of flavor awesomeness. But not an actual orgy afterwards, I'm a jealous partner who likes just one peen.

Your room ---------------my room

[winecat]

Yay!!

And can you get him to share the recipe?

[alleinesein]

All this bacon talk made me have bacon for dinner. I am totally holding you responsible!!

Bacon Poutine


50/50 burger- half beef and half bacon on a bacon pretzel bun and topped with bacon.

[mcc]

Apr 16, 2014 22:53:17 GMT -5 winecat said:

Yay!!

And can you get him to share the recipe?

It's thick cut (we used fresh) bacon, 5 spice, black pepper, red pepper flakes and dark brown sugar. Season and rub into bacon then cover with packed sugar and bake at 250 for 4 hours or until crisp. He brought over a pan with a metal grate to cool it on so they fat could drain.

[starburst604]

Smelling bacon while if cooks on low for 4 hours? The ultimate foreplay.

[winecat]

Apr 17, 2014 6:39:16 GMT -5 mcc said:

Apr 16, 2014 22:53:17 GMT -5 winecat said:

Yay!!

And can you get him to share the recipe?

It's thick cut (we used fresh) bacon, 5 spice, black pepper, red pepper flakes and dark brown sugar. Season and rub into bacon then cover with packed sugar and bake at 250 for 4 hours or until crisp. He brought over a pan with a metal grate to cool it on so they fat could drain.

That sounds so good!  How thick is the sugar packed onto the bacon?  Did it get baked on the metal grate or on a cookie sheet and then transferred to the grate to drain?  

[mcc]

Apr 17, 2014 7:32:42 GMT -5 winecat said:

Apr 17, 2014 6:39:16 GMT -5 mcc said:

It's thick cut (we used fresh) bacon, 5 spice, black pepper, red pepper flakes and dark brown sugar. Season and rub into bacon then cover with packed sugar and bake at 250 for 4 hours or until crisp. He brought over a pan with a metal grate to cool it on so they fat could drain.

That sounds so good!  How thick is the sugar packed onto the bacon?  Did it get baked on the metal grate or on a cookie sheet and then transferred to the grate to drain?  

It covered it completely. I'll post a pic at home later before and after so you can see. We cooked it on the grate that was on the jelly roll pan and the fat collected in the pan. We had to drain it a couple times. Tux thought the sugary fat would be tasty and made me eat bacon caramel. Unfortunately it had burned a bit and was vile

[mcc]

Apr 17, 2014 7:03:02 GMT -5 starburst604 said:

Smelling bacon while if cooks on low for 4 hours? The ultimate foreplay.

It was

[winecat]

Apr 17, 2014 7:50:34 GMT -5 mcc said:

Apr 17, 2014 7:32:42 GMT -5 winecat said:

That sounds so good!  How thick is the sugar packed onto the bacon?  Did it get baked on the metal grate or on a cookie sheet and then transferred to the grate to drain?  

It covered it completely. I'll post a pic at home later before and after so you can see. We cooked it on the grate that was on the jelly roll pan and the fat collected in the pan. We had to drain it a couple times. Tux thought the sugary fat would be tasty and made me eat bacon caramel. Unfortunately it had burned a bit and was vile

Thank you!  

[btay]

Never let him go

[tiffany81]

Ditto the others. He sounds AWESOME and I'm really happy that you're having a great time with tux.

[pantsoffdanceoff]

You were just hit with a bacon drive-by! This is the best!

[Wanderista]

I'm very happy for you. He sounds like a great guy and I'm glad that you are having so much fun. 

[Wanderista]

I'm very happy for you. He sounds like a great guy and I'm glad that you are having so much fun. 

[prettyinpearls]

Apr 16, 2014 20:21:16 GMT -5 sweetchix said:

You had me at bacon

Seriously though, he sounds like such a great guy. So happy for you mcc.

This is what I was going to say!!!

[les]

You two make a good match. I am happy for you!

[hazel]

I'm so glad things are going well with him! He sounds great!