Hey. Tick Tock.

[Deleted]

I don't have time to stick around here all day so I trust one of my FB friends to alert me if, miraciously, a donation to the SPCA and an AMA shows up. But time is running.

[pinkeggs]

I'm thinking she's not bluffing. You best be reaching for your wallet.

[muffin0]

Apr 17, 2014 13:33:58 GMT -5 jillianashley6 said:

Elle, I'm going to need you to record and either post the call...or have your minions transcribe it for me.

Cause you know she isn't coming back.
And we ALLLLLL want to hear this call.

Yes! please please please!!!?!

[bonquiqui]

[poppyseed]

3pm in which time zone?

[Deleted]

Ooooh this really is like the hunger games.

[poppyseed]

PST doesn't work for me. I'll be at the gym. Can we reschedule??

[glassofsyrah]

The anticipation is killing me!

[Deleted]

Wake up in the morning, feeling kinda shitty
Grab my laptop, check the board, and get filled with pity
Take a breath, grit my teeth, reading all of the flack
And now that elle has my number, I just gotta come back

I'm talking faking under your nose (nose)
Making up every pose (pose)
Girls blowin' up my phones (phones)

Drop-top and burning some faux mix CD's
Getting cash for my puppies
Try'na get all yo' money

Don't stop, make it pop
Nesties, blow my PMs up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
TiK ToK, on the clock
But the party don't stop no
Whoa-oh oh oh
Whoa-oh oh oh

[glassofsyrah]

Apr 17, 2014 13:53:06 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

Wake up in the morning, feeling kinda shitty
Grab my laptop, check the board, and get filled with pity
Take a breath, grit my teeth, reading all of the flack
And now that elle has my number, I just gotta come back

I'm talking faking under your nose (nose)
Making up every pose (pose)
Girls blowin' up my phones (phones)

Drop-top and burning some faux mix CD's
Getting cash for my puppies
Try'na get all yo' money

Don't stop, make it pop
Nesties, blow my PMs up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
TiK ToK, on the clock
But the party don't stop no
Whoa-oh oh oh
Whoa-oh oh oh

Bwahaha.  OMG.

[usuallylurking]

Apr 17, 2014 13:53:06 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

Wake up in the morning, feeling kinda shitty
Grab my laptop, check the board, and get filled with pity
Take a breath, grit my teeth, reading all of the flack
And now that elle has my number, I just gotta come back

I'm talking faking under your nose (nose)
Making up every pose (pose)
Girls blowin' up my phones (phones)

Drop-top and burning some faux mix CD's
Getting cash for my puppies
Try'na get all yo' money

Don't stop, make it pop
Nesties, blow my PMs up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
TiK ToK, on the clock
But the party don't stop no
Whoa-oh oh oh
Whoa-oh oh oh

I am so thankful you are on maternity leave.

[berbles]

Apr 17, 2014 13:53:06 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

Wake up in the morning, feeling kinda shitty
Grab my laptop, check the board, and get filled with pity
Take a breath, grit my teeth, reading all of the flack
And now that elle has my number, I just gotta come back

I'm talking faking under your nose (nose)
Making up every pose (pose)
Girls blowin' up my phones (phones)

Drop-top and burning some faux mix CD's
Getting cash for my puppies
Try'na get all yo' money

Don't stop, make it pop
Nesties, blow my PMs up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
TiK ToK, on the clock
But the party don't stop no
Whoa-oh oh oh
Whoa-oh oh oh

OMFG.  Epic.

[Deleted]

Apr 17, 2014 13:53:06 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

Wake up in the morning, feeling kinda shitty
Grab my laptop, check the board, and get filled with pity
Take a breath, grit my teeth, reading all of the flack
And now that elle has my number, I just gotta come back

I'm talking faking under your nose (nose)
Making up every pose (pose)
Girls blowin' up my phones (phones)

Drop-top and burning some faux mix CD's
Getting cash for my puppies
Try'na get all yo' money

Don't stop, make it pop
Nesties, blow my PMs up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
TiK ToK, on the clock
But the party don't stop no
Whoa-oh oh oh
Whoa-oh oh oh

L-O-fucking-L

[sawyerthedestroyer]

Apr 17, 2014 13:53:06 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

Wake up in the morning, feeling kinda shitty
Grab my laptop, check the board, and get filled with pity
Take a breath, grit my teeth, reading all of the flack
And now that elle has my number, I just gotta come back

I'm talking faking under your nose (nose)
Making up every pose (pose)
Girls blowin' up my phones (phones)

Drop-top and burning some faux mix CD's
Getting cash for my puppies
Try'na get all yo' money

Don't stop, make it pop
Nesties, blow my PMs up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
TiK ToK, on the clock
But the party don't stop no
Whoa-oh oh oh
Whoa-oh oh oh

(heart) BEST.

[Serenity9]

[chiclet]

Apr 17, 2014 13:53:06 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

Wake up in the morning, feeling kinda shitty
Grab my laptop, check the board, and get filled with pity
Take a breath, grit my teeth, reading all of the flack
And now that elle has my number, I just gotta come back

I'm talking faking under your nose (nose)
Making up every pose (pose)
Girls blowin' up my phones (phones)

Drop-top and burning some faux mix CD's
Getting cash for my puppies
Try'na get all yo' money

Don't stop, make it pop
Nesties, blow my PMs up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
TiK ToK, on the clock
But the party don't stop no
Whoa-oh oh oh
Whoa-oh oh oh

LOL!! You deserve this:
Attachment Deleted

[jreeds]

Apr 17, 2014 13:53:06 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

Wake up in the morning, feeling kinda shitty
Grab my laptop, check the board, and get filled with pity
Take a breath, grit my teeth, reading all of the flack
And now that elle has my number, I just gotta come back

I'm talking faking under your nose (nose)
Making up every pose (pose)
Girls blowin' up my phones (phones)

Drop-top and burning some faux mix CD's
Getting cash for my puppies
Try'na get all yo' money

Don't stop, make it pop
Nesties, blow my PMs up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
TiK ToK, on the clock
But the party don't stop no
Whoa-oh oh oh
Whoa-oh oh oh

You are officially my favorite! Miso's got mad skillz yo!

[poppyseed]

Apr 17, 2014 13:53:06 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

Wake up in the morning, feeling kinda shitty
Grab my laptop, check the board, and get filled with pity
Take a breath, grit my teeth, reading all of the flack
And now that elle has my number, I just gotta come back

I'm talking faking under your nose (nose)
Making up every pose (pose)
Girls blowin' up my phones (phones)

Drop-top and burning some faux mix CD's
Getting cash for my puppies
Try'na get all yo' money

Don't stop, make it pop
Nesties, blow my PMs up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
TiK ToK, on the clock
But the party don't stop no
Whoa-oh oh oh
Whoa-oh oh oh

You complete me.

[BaliHai]

Apr 17, 2014 13:53:06 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

Wake up in the morning, feeling kinda shitty
Grab my laptop, check the board, and get filled with pity
Take a breath, grit my teeth, reading all of the flack
And now that elle has my number, I just gotta come back

I'm talking faking under your nose (nose)
Making up every pose (pose)
Girls blowin' up my phones (phones)

Drop-top and burning some faux mix CD's
Getting cash for my puppies
Try'na get all yo' money

Don't stop, make it pop
Nesties, blow my PMs up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
TiK ToK, on the clock
But the party don't stop no
Whoa-oh oh oh
Whoa-oh oh oh

<3

[Deleted]

I don't want Miso to go back to work.

[Dorothy Zbornak]

Apr 17, 2014 13:53:06 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

Wake up in the morning, feeling kinda shitty
Grab my laptop, check the board, and get filled with pity
Take a breath, grit my teeth, reading all of the flack
And now that elle has my number, I just gotta come back

I'm talking faking under your nose (nose)
Making up every pose (pose)
Girls blowin' up my phones (phones)

Drop-top and burning some faux mix CD's
Getting cash for my puppies
Try'na get all yo' money

Don't stop, make it pop
Nesties, blow my PMs up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
TiK ToK, on the clock
But the party don't stop no
Whoa-oh oh oh
Whoa-oh oh oh

thedahliharpa ... you got competition, gurl.

[Deleted]

Apr 17, 2014 13:53:06 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

Wake up in the morning, feeling kinda shitty
Grab my laptop, check the board, and get filled with pity
Take a breath, grit my teeth, reading all of the flack
And now that elle has my number, I just gotta come back

I'm talking faking under your nose (nose)
Making up every pose (pose)
Girls blowin' up my phones (phones)

Drop-top and burning some faux mix CD's
Getting cash for my puppies
Try'na get all yo' money

Don't stop, make it pop
Nesties, blow my PMs up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
TiK ToK, on the clock
But the party don't stop no
Whoa-oh oh oh
Whoa-oh oh oh

OMG I love you.

[MWOS]

Apr 17, 2014 13:53:06 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

Wake up in the morning, feeling kinda shitty
Grab my laptop, check the board, and get filled with pity
Take a breath, grit my teeth, reading all of the flack
And now that elle has my number, I just gotta come back

I'm talking faking under your nose (nose)
Making up every pose (pose)
Girls blowin' up my phones (phones)

Drop-top and burning some faux mix CD's
Getting cash for my puppies
Try'na get all yo' money

Don't stop, make it pop
Nesties, blow my PMs up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
TiK ToK, on the clock
But the party don't stop no
Whoa-oh oh oh
Whoa-oh oh oh

The party don't start til you walk in

(heart)

[mudslide]

I love you, elle

[pugz]

Apr 17, 2014 14:01:57 GMT -5 @bettyhomewrecker33 said:

I don't want Miso to go back to work.

Pop out some more adorable babies @misoangry.

[muffin0]

Apr 17, 2014 13:53:06 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

Wake up in the morning, feeling kinda shitty
Grab my laptop, check the board, and get filled with pity
Take a breath, grit my teeth, reading all of the flack
And now that elle has my number, I just gotta come back

I'm talking faking under your nose (nose)
Making up every pose (pose)
Girls blowin' up my phones (phones)

Drop-top and burning some faux mix CD's
Getting cash for my puppies
Try'na get all yo' money

Don't stop, make it pop
Nesties, blow my PMs up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
TiK ToK, on the clock
But the party don't stop no
Whoa-oh oh oh
Whoa-oh oh oh

You win ALL OF THE INTERNETS TODAY!!!

[alzi]

@misoangry PLEASE record you rapping that. And post.

We know you can rap. We all revisited the voices thread.

[emjacobs]

Apr 17, 2014 13:53:06 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

Wake up in the morning, feeling kinda shitty
Grab my laptop, check the board, and get filled with pity
Take a breath, grit my teeth, reading all of the flack
And now that elle has my number, I just gotta come back

I'm talking faking under your nose (nose)
Making up every pose (pose)
Girls blowin' up my phones (phones)

Drop-top and burning some faux mix CD's
Getting cash for my puppies
Try'na get all yo' money

Don't stop, make it pop
Nesties, blow my PMs up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
TiK ToK, on the clock
But the party don't stop no
Whoa-oh oh oh
Whoa-oh oh oh

Someone get this lady a producer. 

[Deleted]

Apr 17, 2014 14:22:12 GMT -5 alzi said:

@misoangry PLEASE record you rapping that. And post.

We know you can rap. We all revisited the voices thread.

LOL.  I feel sorry for my child.

She is doomed to a lifetime of embarrassment with me.

[alzi]

Apr 17, 2014 14:28:28 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

Apr 17, 2014 14:22:12 GMT -5 alzi said:

@misoangry PLEASE record you rapping that. And post.

We know you can rap. We all revisited the voices thread.

LOL.  I feel sorry for my child.

She is doomed to a lifetime of embarrassment with me.

You are multitasking. Entertaining her and us at the same time!!