Trapped in a car with "cleansers"

[zelda25]

I'm carpooling to a luncheon with two women from the office who are talking about how awesome "cleanses" are. I'd congratulate myself on my self-restraint, but the truth is that I'm just too tired to engage and am just judging them silently.

Sent from the infernal device.

[onomatopoeia]

A mom from my kid's class is trying to get me to do one with her. I'm actually kind of bummed...she seems really nice and I've been looking for a new workout partner, so when she asked if I was interested in starting a new routine I said sure (yay, a new friend!). The she emailed me tons of info on cleanses, shakes, payment plans, etc. This is the third time this has happened lately with potential mom friends. They don't want me, they just want me to buy their Pampered Chef/Tastefully Simple/Arbonne shit.

[FloFTW]

I'd be like "Oh...I'm cleansing right now...silently..." and let one rip.

[IIOY]

Tell them you drink bleach and it works every time.