Post by DarcyLongfellow on Apr 22, 2014 23:07:49 GMT -5
I tell her things are "just for grown ups -- like coffee" all the time. I've been known to drink chocolate milk or even a milkshake in front of her and straight up lie and say it's iced coffee. I also tell her certain cookies, etc. are just for grown ups.
I tell fewer white lies now that she's four and is more capable of reasoning. And of catching me. I feel like I used to tell a lot, but I can't remember. I've definitely told her certain stores or restaurants are closed. Or that we're out of an (unhealthy) food she wants when we're totally not.
I tell him the library is closed. I know that probably sounds ridiculous. I should be happy my kid wants to go to the library but it's two doors down from his school and so he asks to go after almost every school day.
I tell him I'm having peanut butter and jelly just like him when I'm really having peanut butter and Nutella.
My parents used to tell my sister and I that batteries couldn't be replaced in toys. If a super-loud and annoying toy ran the batteries down, then it just became a "quiet toy." I was probably 8 before I knew batteries could be replaced in some of my toys.
My parents used to tell my sister and I that batteries couldn't be replaced in toys. If a super-loud and annoying toy ran the batteries down, then it just became a "quiet toy." I was probably 8 before I knew batteries could be replaced in some of my toys.
I think I've probably used this one several times...
I use the "X is only for adults" all the time too. He understands coffee is hot and is for adults, but I use it for candy, milkshakes, wine, beer, lol.
Everything is either chicken or pizza. DS was actually the one who started this-I had a quiche in the oven and he got all excited for "pizza". Alrighty then kid, have your pizza!
Everything goes to sleep in our house when I'm tired of listening to it or it's not a toy for him to play with. He now kisses and hugs the vacuum before it goes in the closet and he tells it good night.
Other things I don't want him to have I tell him will hurt him. For some reason, he caught onto this really early and it has stuck with him.
When my kid wants to do something I don't I tell her "Tomorrow maybe." Now she runs around saying, "Let's not do that Mommy. Maybe tomorrow." Ha.
Toys and treats at the store are "for other kids." She LOVES to share right now so it works.
When I'm decluttering I tell her to find things for the bag too out of her room and say, "We need to give toys/books/clothes to the kids that don't have toys/books/clothes." Not entirely a lie I guess, but really I just want to keep the crap out of her room. It's cute though because she gets all into it. Nothing wrong with starting charity early.
Post by mainelyfoolish on Apr 23, 2014 9:06:20 GMT -5
My DD is old enough now that I can't trick her so easily, but I did hear of a friend-of-a-friend who told her kid that the sound of the ice cream truck is the oil delivery truck. (This works if you live in New England where oil delivery is prevalent.)
I worked at a concession stand in high school/college and I HATED when parents would lie to their kids that we were our of soda and make me confirm. Of course we aren't out of soda!
Yeah, this is where you just tell your kids they just can't have soda. I don't get lying about stuff like that.
I worked at a concession stand in high school/college and I HATED when parents would lie to their kids that we were our of soda and make me confirm. Of course we aren't out of soda!
Yeah, this is where you just tell your kids they just can't have soda. I don't get lying about stuff like that.
Yes! I worked in a toy store through much of high school & college. I can't tell you how many times a little kid would carry a toy around the store while shopping, thinking they could take it home. Then they'd check out and the parents would be all, 'Oh, the nice lady here says it's not for sale/you can't have it/she's holding it for someone else' and tell me not to ring it through the register and just put it back on the shelves. Cue kid screaming thinking I'm the asshole. Thanks!