You know what's awkward?

[agnes]

When you're at work sitting in a stall and realize there's no TP.  

Yeah, this happened to me when I had my stomach bug the other week.  I had to wait for a co-worker to come in and ask them to get me a roll.  

[abreasteddevelopment]

That is the worst. It's a good think there was someone else in there. Because that would be significantly more awkward if not.

[agnes]

I would have resorted to seat covers but those are horrible for plumbing and getting my ass clean.