Shitutation

[ladygrey]

OMG, I am scarred for life. I left DD in her crib for some naked time while I ran downstairs to switch the laundry. By the time I came back up, she had pooped and smeared it on her face and hair, plus the crib slats, and a few toys that were in the crib.

All I could think of was @this's paint drawing of CODE BROWN!

[Deleted]

But did you take a photo first??? lol

[countthestars]

OMG gross! I hope she didn't eat any!!

[cilantro]

Is naked time in the crib a thing I'm supposed to be doing?

[brooklyn]

May 15, 2014 14:21:15 GMT -5 cilantro said:

Is naked time in the crib a thing I'm supposed to be doing?

I've never given J naked time

[countthestars]

May 15, 2014 14:21:15 GMT -5 cilantro said:

Is naked time in the crib a thing I'm supposed to be doing?

It doesn't have to be in the crib, but we try to do a little bit of naked time most days to give DD's butt some fresh air. She is prone to diaper rash if she isn't able to air out every once in a while.

[cincodemayo]

I am scarred for life on your behalf!

[dulcemariamar]

Yikes! Treat yourself to something nice aftermyou get done cleaning up.

[sh10]

Oh that's gross!!

Can I add mine that just happened? I was burping DS and he pooped. It came out of his onesie, onto my hand, down my tank top (white of course), and onto the blanket covering the nursing pillow. It was so gross but I started laughing hysterically so I wouldn't cry!

[laurenh]

That is the suck, I'm sorry!

[Marmee]

NOOOOO!!! I'm sorry, I hate when my gambles don't pay off! I usually get an immediate pee if I let DD have naked time.

[irish]

May 15, 2014 14:27:51 GMT -5 dulcemariamar said:

Yikes! Treat yourself to something nice aftermyou get done cleaning up.

just maybe not chocolate....

[pugz]

this is why i never never never never ever do this naked time thing you guys rave about.

NO

[kangaroo11]

May 15, 2014 14:43:12 GMT -5 pugz said:

this is why i never never never never ever do this naked time thing you guys rave about.

NO

Exactly. She does naked time in the yard after playing in the baby pool. Then I have no worries. 

[dcn]

Omg. Naked time is only done with no carpet or fabric present. This is why!

[Deleted]

Lol! This is only funny because I'm not the one having to clean it up.

When we do naked time I contain her in a PNP and line that sucker with towels. You don't go rogue on naked time! Containment is key!

[ladygrey]

She's been battling a bad diaper rash, so I've been trying to do 15 minutes of naked time 2x a day. Clearly I gambled and lost...

@missy1 - I did take a picture (and sent it to DH) to capture the special moment, lol.

countthestars - I fear that she might have eaten a little bit, since it was smeared all over her face like war paint.

[mellymel]

Oh man! Sorry about your shituation!

[kershnic]

Oh no! One of my babies needs naked time to help her diaper rash - we currently do this on the floor on top of a waterproof pad. I'm scared for following in your footsteps someday.

[winecheery]

AAAHHHHH!!!! Noooooo!

[niq]

We had our first a few weeks ago. V peed on the changing pad, and he was rashy. So I put him on the floor for some naked time while I cleaned things up.

Fifteen seconds later I look down. Baby was remarkably poop-free. The carpet? Uhhhh, not so much.

Welcome to the club, we've got jackets

[chicago]

Oh god, I just gagged.

I'm so sorry!!

[degal99]

Haha. Awww. We try and do naked time on a puppy pad to hopefully avoid thus situation.

But DD isn't too mobile yet...

[meij]

There are moms at my breastfeeding group that carry their babies up naked to be weighed and then pick them up and chat with the nurses, babies still naked. I'm always so nervous for them. I don't take my DS diaper off until he is on the scale and then I hold it in the air over him. He peed on the nurse that weighed him at his first lactation visit and I felt bad!

My kid gets naked time. In the tub.

[rex]

omg! so gross. i'm so sorry!

i had a student once who ate his own feces when he was mad it was traumatizing.

nothing L does will surprise me lol

[mcfelix]

I am shaking with laughter. So awful and so hilarious!

[Birdie]

DS lives peeing during diaper changes. The other night I woke up to crying and found DH changing DS after DS peed on him a THREE time in one change.

I now put a prefold (that we use for burp
Cloths) between his legs on the way to the tub and while I'm bathing him because he likes golden showers.

[Deleted]

Oh noooooo! That sounds terrible, I'm so sorry!

The worst shituation I can remember (I'm sure I'm blocking some out from when he was a newborn) was a few months ago when he was 2. We left the bounce house place, and apparently he had pooped while bouncing so it was in every crevice of his diaper area. I go to change him...and there are NO DIAPERS in my diaper bag!!! My mom must have used them all. So I wiped him off as best I could, wiped off the diaper, and stuck it back on and drove home. He cried the.whole.time and got THE WORST rash. My poor baaaby.

[tcjmama]

We've had so many shituations. DS was on miralax when he was younger. Once we were driving home from a weekend away and smelled something. DH didn't smell it, so I didn't even turn around to check on DS. By the time I did, he was covered in poop, including in his mouth. We were out of wipes and had to continue driving 20 minutes to an exit with a WalMart.
Another time, I took him to a fast food place and took in his booster/highchair. He pooped in it and the seat was covered with poop. I picked him up, still strapped in the booster, and took him out. He rode home in a diaper only in both instances.

[skib]

Here's a delightful story for you guys with little bittys to look forward to.

I was talking to my mother in law on the phone this afternoon. I noticed DD (3.5) had been pretty quiet, so I decided I needed to go check on her. I found her in her bathroom naked trying to clean her bottom. She had pooped in her pants and instead of coming to find me, she went into the bathroom, stripped off the pants (getting poop nuggets all over the bathroom floor, by the way), and started DIPPING THE PANTS INTO THE TOILET TO TRY TO CLEAN THEM. You know, so I wouldn't find out she'd pooped in her pants.

So I started cleaning up... but I missed a poop nugget and stepped on it. WITH MY BARE FOOT.

That's why I'm in bed at 7:35 p.m.