Why Boring is negative: sometimes the glass can be TOO full.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

9 hours ago
On a day that I can't play around or be late going out the door everything goes wrong. Ugh! My tea pitchers knob broke while I was getting a glass. Then I couldn't get it to close. Of course there was nothing near me to catch the tea after my glass was full until I could finally get the knob turn to shut position. Because the fridge door closed on my glass and pouring tea it knocked over my glass and has tea all over my fridge and freezer and the floor around the fridge! As much as i would like to mop it before I leave I just don't have time! T-minus 10 minutes before I have to definitely be out the door. I hope everyone has a better day than I! I actually hope mine gets better. Wish me good luck!





EHHHHHHHH?? I can't even count how many self-created problems she has there.



Also, there's this gem:

6 hours ago
So an update: I believe I did very well. I won't know for sure until my results come in the mail, but I at least know I can file. Thank you to those who have faith in me and all that I wish to accomplish. Fingers cross the results are good, great even, and a call for some position soon follows!
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Oooooooooooooooo.  She is a MASTER of SUSPENSE.

[jane6672]

lulz, you KNOW it took her 5 minutes to type that status.

"T-minus 15 minutes.... oh, oh wait. T-minus 10 minutes"

[Eagles]

If you keep giving us BMcW updates, I will come ghostbust your house. I have a Shark, that can vacuum up anything.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

She MIGHT have had time to mop up the tea if she hadn't had to post all that first. But PRIORITIES.

[dexteroni]

Did anyone comment "you could have mopped it up instead of posting this status?"

[elleblue]

She took the time to type that out but not to mop up the spill. Wut.

[dexteroni]

May 21, 2014 17:16:31 GMT -5 Ohhmm(bligo) said:

She MIGHT have had time to mop up the tea if she hadn't had to post all that first. But PRIORITIES.

Great minds.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

May 21, 2014 17:12:47 GMT -5 Eagles said:

If you keep giving us BMcW updates, I will come ghostbust your house. I have a Shark, that can vacuum up anything.

I would pay real money if your Shark could vacuum up SwaggerCat (I am pretty sure he is the real problem), but that is most likely a no.  Those bowling ball vacuums couldn't lift his ass.

[Eagles]

I'm curious what "results" she's waiting for, since she says she knows she can file. Did someone hold a stopwatch and time how fast she can file papers? Check for alphabetical accuracy? Oh, Boring. You are an enigma wrapped in a mystery, with a gooey suspenseful center.

[TrickyBob]

Her next status is going to be about the army of ants in her kitchen.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

I made H read the tea post last night when we were in bed. I've never heard him yell 'whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat' for so long.