If I hadn't been driving drunk...Craigslist Crazy

[mandimija]

See, this is what happens when I have insomnia.

IHO of some of the old craigslist crazy posts, I decided to peruse the 'Rant and Rave' section. I've decided two things: A)I've moved from one batshit crazy state to another and B) living in the state with the highest DUI rate makes for interesting rants and raves.

So, that said, I present to you this gem, aptly titled "Dumbass Redneck":

To the speeding dumbass in the truck whose dog flew out of the back when you went through the curve, it almost hit my windsheild, asshole. I know you saw it cause I saw you stopping in my rearview mirror to pick it up. You are so lucky I had been drinking, or I'd have stopped & whipped your ass. You give the rest of us rednecks a bad name. If that dog had hit my windshield, caused me to wreck, & got me a DWI, nothing would have kept me from hunting you down, bitch.

Dogs flying out of cars, admitted DUI, and threats of violence. A Fuckwit Trifecta. And yet the driver still blames the dog owner/other driver for them almost getting caught driving drunk...

[BlueBayou]

What a tard! No concern for the poor dog either what a jackass.