"Realistic" coyote decoys (local news lol)

[Eagles]

What in the actual, everloving fuck.

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LOL.

[7costanza]

Lol. I kind of want one for my yard.

[pantsparty]

I forget what game system it was, but my boyfriend in high school played a ton of James Bond. When you zoomed in on the characters, their faces looked just as fucked up as this.

So maybe that's where he got the inspiration.

[LeggsBenedict]

omg.

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Makes me think of bad police sketches.

[leeluu]

My company had the opposite problem - they put up absolutely vicious looking fake coyotes without any notice to employees and scared about half of the employee population.

[Beeps (WOT?*)]

You forgot

(they actually caught this guy!)
and my favorite:

(Madeline McCann's abductor)

[lilafowler]

Omg lol!

They put one on a field in my hometown and from afar it looked SO realistic. I drove by it a few times and did a double take. People even called the cops about a rabid coyote out in the daytime.

ETA: They did NOT look like this

[wambam]

LOL

My parents have one on the backyard to keep the geese away. They call it Charlie.

[rageragerage]

Totally legit.

I wonder if he would make me a kangaroo?

[cville]

That looks like the offspring that would result if a prehistoric coyote mated with the new McDonald's happy meal box.

[Eagles]

Jun 11, 2014 17:26:25 GMT -5 littleduck said:

OMFG, can't breathe

[underwaterrhymes]

omg, I can't stop laughing.

[underwaterrhymes]

Jun 11, 2014 19:10:58 GMT -5 kevin arnold said:

Jun 11, 2014 19:01:24 GMT -5 @jehc said:

I just fucking snort laughed at hey gurl.

OMG.

This is my absolute favourite post of all time. I am seriously roaring right now.

I didn't want to say this because it never sounds sincere when people say "I'm crying with laughter!" but I honestly had tears when I saw "hey gurl." I don't think i've laughed so hard at something here ever.

I guffawed at the original photo, had tears with the Hey Gurl, and actually wet myself a little at the cardboard bear video.

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Wtf!

I don't like those.