What day is 'Sex Talk' day?

[montereybride]

Because I wanna talk about sex, baby.

I'm guessing today isn't going to be that day.

Fucking ML implosions always ruin errrrthing!

Also, team @booby

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Today's hump day. I say you let it fly.

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[cville]

This is ML. We don't have assigned days for topics. Because we aren't tools.

[luckyval]

Every afternoon from 4:30-4:32

GIFSoup

[montereybride]

Jul 9, 2014 15:28:19 GMT -5 cville said:

This is ML. We don't have assigned days for topics. Because we aren't tools.

Hey! There used to be a Sex Talk Friday. Don't be a butt, Stossel!

[snipsnsnails]

Jul 9, 2014 15:28:19 GMT -5 cville said:

This is ML. We don't have assigned days for topics. Because we aren't tools.

LOL. I was just going to say - it used to be Fridays. You never got a drink when the "bar" opened up, did you??

(P.S. I didn't either. Tools. ;-p)

[flex]

It's been years since a sex talk friday. I don't think you need a "day" to talk about sex.

So tell us about it, MB!!!

[montereybride]

This boy is making me crazy, you guys. Crazy. In every amazing way imaginable. I asked him a while back if there was anything/any articles of clothing he thinks are particularly sexy and he responded with silk, pantyhose/thigh highs, etc. no fishnets or feathers.

So, last night I went over to his house in a short form fitting sweater dress with Spanx underneath. The Spanx you don't have to remove to pee.

I have no words for how amazing the sex was. We didn't go to bed until 3:30 this morning, he used restraints on me, so many freaking orgasms that I completely lost track and lost my damn mind. This is the best sex of my life. And the kissing and caresses? I die.

[cville]

Jul 9, 2014 15:30:25 GMT -5 montereybride said:

Jul 9, 2014 15:28:19 GMT -5 cville said:

This is ML. We don't have assigned days for topics. Because we aren't tools.

Hey! There used to be a Sex Talk Friday. Don't be a butt, Stossel!

I have no recollection of this.  Because my brain only retains awesome.

[eb777888]

He likes spanx? lol

[eb777888]

Oh, and that's awesome! I'm not spanx shaming you, lol.

[montereybride]

Jul 9, 2014 15:40:44 GMT -5 eb777888 said:

He likes spanx? lol

No idea, lol! I didn't have any pantyhose.


I also bought a leopard print body stocking and plan on showing up to his house wearing that, heels, and a trench and nuttin else.

I've turned into a sexual cliche. WTF?!

[CajunShrimp]

So wait, did you have sex through the pee hole in your Spanx?

Interesting angle.

[montereybride]

Jul 9, 2014 15:43:05 GMT -5 CajunShrimp said:

So wait, did you have sex through the pee hole in your Spanx?

Interesting angle.

No, but there was lots of finger action. Lots. While tied up. Wearing nothing but the Spanx. I think he just likes the smooth feel of the material, it's similar to hose.

I'm getting freaking hot and bothered just thinking about it!!

[CajunShrimp]

Definitely keep this guy around.

[eb777888]

Hahahahaha. I can never again put my spanx on without thinking about this.

[montereybride]

Jul 9, 2014 15:45:54 GMT -5 CajunShrimp said:

Definitely keep this guy around.

Right??!

That is so my damn plan. I didn't even know sex this amazing was possible. This is shit you only see in the movies level. Restraints?? omg

[montereybride]

Jul 9, 2014 15:47:47 GMT -5 eb777888 said:

Hahahahaha. I can never again put my spanx on without thinking about this.

Hehehe! I feel like I should be running a victory lap or something.

[CajunShrimp]

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[poppyseed]

Hot!

[trixiedicksnatch]

I'm jealous of anyone having any kind of relations. And I'm going to continue to like allll of fuckstick s pic responses

[montereybride]

Jul 9, 2014 15:56:26 GMT -5 mofongo said:

Spanx? SPANX? Thank God you didn't fart. Please go buy some proper lingerie. lol

Did you see what I said I bought? omg, mofo, he sent me some pics and I actually bought something from what he sent. It's ridiculous!

[trixiedicksnatch]

Jul 9, 2014 15:59:13 GMT -5 montereybride said:

Jul 9, 2014 15:56:26 GMT -5 mofongo said:

Spanx? SPANX? Thank God you didn't fart. Please go buy some proper lingerie. lol

Did you see what I said I bought? omg, mofo, he sent me some pics and I actually bought something from what he sent. It's ridiculous!

But did you buy the purple shoes to match?

[montereybride]

Jul 9, 2014 15:40:17 GMT -5 @stpete said:

Go mb! Glad you're getting some.

Thanks, lady! I think we could share some stories over some drinkies, lol!

[montereybride]

Jul 9, 2014 16:00:28 GMT -5 trixiedicksnatch said:

Jul 9, 2014 15:59:13 GMT -5 montereybride said:

Did you see what I said I bought? omg, mofo, he sent me some pics and I actually bought something from what he sent. It's ridiculous!

But did you buy the purple shoes to match?

I did not, but I do have a pair of sky high CFMs that should do the trick. This is really not me. At all. STBXH never had an opinion on anything and never said a word about what I wore or had anything to say when I asked him if he liked certain lingerie. I am in uncharted territory!

[trixiedicksnatch]

Jul 9, 2014 16:02:51 GMT -5 montereybride said:

Jul 9, 2014 16:00:28 GMT -5 trixiedicksnatch said:

But did you buy the purple shoes to match?

I did not, but I do have a pair of sky high CFMs that should do the trick. This is really not me. At all. STBXH never had an opinion on anything and never said a word about what I wore or had anything to say when I asked him if he liked certain lingerie. I am in uncharted territory!

Oh man this is gonna be so fun for you then. I'm addicted to buying lingerie. Make sure your shoes match well that's important.

[trixiedicksnatch]

I find the sexiest part of spanx to be the deep red textured indentations they leave on my delicate lady flesh.

[montereybride]

Jul 9, 2014 16:19:36 GMT -5 @booby said:

did you let out a massive fart upon removal of the spanx?

no? just me? lol

holy shit I would have died and no one would have ever known about last night.

I was laying on my stomach with my arms cuffed behind my back when he pulled them off of me. The proximity of my ass to his face... yep, would have fucking died right there.