My husband pranked me. Bad.

[hopenotlost]

I was changing in the bathroom at the gym tonight and decided to send my husband a naughty pic.  He called me as I was leaving and said, "I don't know what you did but that went on Facebook!"  I freaked!  "HOW???  I didn't go on facebook!  Get on my computer and delete that!"  He told me he couldn't!  He was so calm, that I figured it out.

That asshole is getting squirrel tapped in the middle of the night.  I'm going to put a pillow over his face to muffle his screams too.  He's not waking the kids lol.

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What's a squirrel tap?


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[hopenotlost]

Jul 9, 2014 22:52:19 GMT -5 @blissoff said:

What's a squirrel tap?


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Flicking his nuts lol.

[bunnysmom]

My H usually accidentally texts his mom when he means to text me. That's the reason why I'm not sending him anything naughty, I don't want him to text back something scandalous to MIL!

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I'd say he pranked you good, not bad!

But yes, payback will be in order.

[CloudBee]

Jul 10, 2014 9:20:57 GMT -5 bunnysmom said:

My H usually accidentally texts his mom when he means to text me. That's the reason why I'm not sending him anything naughty, I don't want him to text back something scandalous to MIL!

I had c-diff a few years ago.  It was terrible.  I caught it in the hospital.  Anyway, DH worked near the hospital and I needed sample (ahem, ahem, poop) dropped off at the lab.  He texted that he dropped it off.  I was THIS close to texting something funny back, like "thanks for dropping off my poop, hun!" but at the last minute decided to keep it short and said "thanks for dropping off my sample!"  Minutes later I get a text back from a friend saying "what sample?"  Ah!  So now I continue to play it safe with what I say.

[lime]

hopenotlost - any update? Were you able to muffle the screaming sufficiently? 

[hopenotlost]

Jul 10, 2014 11:21:39 GMT -5 lime said:

hopenotlost - any update? Were you able to muffle the screaming sufficiently? 

Lol no, I ended up falling asleep before he came to bed.  Pretty sure he didn't come up til after I was asleep.  

I'm considering ordering a bunch of spiders and dumping them over the shower curtain sometime when he's in the shower.  Not sure if I want to be mean to a bunch of spiders though.

[dr.girlfriend]

Does he realize that he actually *discouraged* you from sending him nekkid pics? That might be punishment enough, lol.