I'm still drunk from yesterday (and some sex stuff)

[montereybride]

I think.

I haven't hit full hangover yet as far as I can tell. Things are kinda spinny and it's making work un-fun. I tried to keep up with Germans yesterday. We finished 35 beers between four of us. And then me and the boy drank half a bottle of Rumple Minz and then had sex in his backyard on the grass. Has anyone ever gotten like a weird stretch mark (I don't know what else to call it but that's kind of what it looks like) along or right under their lips from giving a blow job?

That was a hell of a soccer match, y'all.

@stpete, I'm going to tag you in all sex-related posts from here on out. I feel like this is something we can bond over. Is that weird, lol?

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LOL at the stretch mark.



Just LOL.

[zoomzoom]

That must've been one hellava blow job. Lol.

[Deleted]

Oh my. Good for you?

Lol

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I'm mostly just impressed he was able to function after that much alcohol.

[bab]

No, I have never experienced a blow job stretch mark. Just how big is this guy's junk anyway?

[flex]

Um.

[8675309]

I feel so dirty reading that. CONGRATS!!

[verypunny]

I must be doing BJs wrong. Poor husband .

[margarita]

LOL

[berbles]

Sometimes I rub the inside of my upper lip raw. But I've never seen a visible mark on my mouth.

[trixiedicksnatch]

Does he manscape? Maybe it's bush burn?

[justkly]

Only when dude was super huge.

[aussiecrush]

This is a total bragplaint. I've gotten cracks in the corners of my mouth from a guy with amazing girth but that's it.

[Marle]

I've seen stretch marks from sex and other variety if injuries but never on a face or from a blow job. I hope it's really not a stretch mark.

[jreeds]

Jul 14, 2014 16:58:58 GMT -5 8675309 said:

I feel so dirty reading that. CONGRATS!!

OMg right?! Glad you had fun MB

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Jul 14, 2014 17:25:08 GMT -5 HRH Queen Dick I, Orphan said:

Sure, It's called a gobemouche.

I'm watching Bubble Guppies with the offspring right now. One of them is named Gobe (Gobi?) Anyways, thanks for that! Lol.

[underwaterrhymes]

I cannot recall a blow job stretch mark, but well done you.

[kirra]

I have dislocated my jaw, but I've never gotten a stretch mark.

[elleblue]

A stretch mark? Underneath your lip? On your face? I didn't realize they could pop up that quickly? 

So many questions. 

[flex]

Well it sounds like you drank until you were on your lips so maybe that's what it's from??

LOL

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Jul 14, 2014 16:52:05 GMT -5 @t2j said:

LOL at the stretch mark.



Just LOL.

It's called herpes.




Zing!



Your sex sounds fun. Invite me next time, K?

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Also, is the backyard fenced?

His HOA is gonna fine the shit out of him.

[sparkythelawyer]

Rumple-Minz? Since when did you become a college freshmen again? Eek!

Glad you are having fun :-). So happy for you!

[poppyseed]

MB, I love you. But between this and your sexy spanx post, I am lol!

Xoxo

I'm glad you're happy

[Marle]

Jul 14, 2014 18:18:46 GMT -5 @cse1960 said:

I'm thinking you have a teensy weensy mouth or he has a hyuuuuuge dick, if you got stretch marks from giving him a blow job.

on a related note, I gave my dh a hickey on his dick on our first date.

I'm thinking she was so drunk she sucked really hard. Is be surprised if he doesn't have a hickey on his dick.

I did this too... The hickey part. And once we got so out of hand I gave him a huge one on his chin. IDK wtf I was thinking.... Well I wasn't. We were not official yet. He was telling this story of how he fell and landed on his chin. So embarrassing.

[berbles]

Jul 14, 2014 18:54:33 GMT -5 mofongo said:

Hmm, one of us is doing the sex wrong. Not sure if it's me or you. lol. I did, however, wake up one morning with a bunch of new stretch marks on my inner thighs. They were related to fatness, not sex.

[dukesilver]

Jul 14, 2014 18:37:22 GMT -5 @lazerus24 said:

Also, is the backyard fenced?

His HOA is gonna fine the shit out of him.

OMG, you are my favorite.

Sent from my SGH-T399 using proboards

[montereybride]

OMG I am laughing so hard right now! You guys are seriously the best.

As far as him being well endowed, that would be a hell yes. Plus I do have a very small mouth. I am having the best time ever with this boy.

I have gotten the little mark on my lip or just under my lip before but this was just the first time I got one from him. Maybe it was just a really enthusiastic blowjob, lol.

[montereybride]

Oh, and it's a little dark discoloration.