Fuck, Damn, Shit, Motherfucker

[partiallysunny]

It was 80 in my house last night stupid fucking AC. I spent my morning cleaning a pipe. I was late for work and I probably smell like bleach.

Now I'm crossing my fingers and hoping it was just a clog and I'm not out of freon already.

Anyone else want you bitch about something house related? chalupa did you get your gutter fixed?

[Muddled]

My entire apartment needs to be painted. I can see where the studs and nails are on all the outside walls. The grout and caulking in my bathroom needs to be entirely redone. There is mold in my a/c.

The only thing I may deal with? The mold.

[cuddlyevil]

It's not house related, but I couldn't get my fuel door open on the van last night. stbxfil pried it open with a screw driver, but because of that I now can't use the sliding door on that side of the van (it locks automatically when the fuel door is open).

[Deleted]

The hole in my kitchen ceiling is FINALLY repaired!! No more Mr.Minion hanging from my ceiling.

We have cape worms outside killed 2 of my trees that I love. The guy was supposed to come yesterday to cut them down...didn't happen.

[Deleted]

I ate ice cream for dinner last night. That is all.

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Jul 22, 2014 8:01:20 GMT -5 chalupa said:

Jul 22, 2014 7:54:50 GMT -5 mags said:

The hole in my kitchen ceiling is FINALLY repaired!! No more Mr.Minion hanging from my ceiling.

We have cape worms outside killed 2 of my trees that I love. The guy was supposed to come yesterday to cut them down...didn't happen.

I am afraid to google cape worms. I am also sad that you've lost your ceiling-dweller; he was a hoot.

Edit bag worms not cape worms!

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Jul 22, 2014 8:19:55 GMT -5 chalupa said:

gross mags.

To make my day even better, I just got a call from Costco to let me know that the peaches I bought on Sunday have been recalled and may be contaminated with listeria. So glad I ate fresh fruit for breakfast!

oh no

[tiramisu]

It's supposed to get progressively hotter here this week. I have no AC and the fans all running on max already. I think I'm going to have to force open the window that I couldn't get closed during the storms just to get a little more air flow. My poor cats.

[bullygirl979]

Jul 22, 2014 8:16:21 GMT -5 doglove said:

I ate ice cream for dinner last night. That is all.

My name is bullygirl and I approve this message. 

[bullygirl979]

My garage is sinking in to the ground and is basically unusable. I'm crossing my fingers that someone wants to buy my house as is. Because I don't feel like fixing it and hey, I bought it that way. Lol.

[partiallysunny]

Jul 22, 2014 9:20:28 GMT -5 bullygirl979 said:

My garage is sinking in to the ground and is basically unusable. I'm crossing my fingers that someone wants to buy my house as is. Because I don't feel like fixing it and hey, I bought it that way. Lol.

My garage is similar.

If I have a garage knocking down partyn will anyone come?

[bullygirl979]

Jul 22, 2014 9:22:16 GMT -5 pinkplasticdoll said:

My a/c seems to run nonstop because of the shitty wall unit thermometer we have from the apartments, I hate it but i turn it up during the day and sit in front of fans.
Also my apartment needs to be cleaned, that is worth bitching about because I dont want to clean it.

The engineer who did my inspection said it would actually be cheaper to jack it up and lay a new foundation rather than knock it down and start from scratch. 

ETA: quote fail. Lol. I meant to quote partiallysunny

[partiallysunny]

Jul 22, 2014 9:24:45 GMT -5 chalupa said:

Jul 22, 2014 9:22:08 GMT -5 partiallysunny said:

My garage is similar.

If I have a garage knocking down partyn will anyone come?

Do I bring booze, a sledgehammer, or both? I'm in. doglove should come, too. It'll be fun to smash shit.

Neither. I'll p provide the booze and the sledgehammers. I'm planning on next spring.

[spindle92]

I am sitting here with a 3 yr old asleep on my lap and I need to pee badly. HELP!!

[motzie]

A and I need to get this house packed up and get down to Florida before H loses his mind and drives me fuckjng crazy in the process. Last night I rattled off everything I had done for the day and then he asked about like 6 more things, half of which we'd never discussed. He also thinks it's feasible to get us down there in 2 weeks. Sometimes reality is not his strong suit.

[gault]

Jul 22, 2014 9:27:43 GMT -5 chalupa said:

Jul 22, 2014 9:26:17 GMT -5 partiallysunny said:

Neither. I'll p provide the booze and the sledgehammers. I'm planning on next spring.

In that case, I'll just make sure I have my health insurance card on me for if/when I injure myself

I would love to sledge the shit out of stuff.  Count me in too.

[partiallysunny]

Jul 22, 2014 10:16:55 GMT -5 gault said:

Jul 22, 2014 9:27:43 GMT -5 chalupa said:

In that case, I'll just make sure I have my health insurance card on me for if/when I injure myself

I would love to sledge the shit out of stuff.  Count me in too.

you'll are going to have to sign a waiver!

bullygirl979 my garage is basic CMUs and one wall is caving in. No electric or anything going to it. Doesn't even have a door. I don't really care if i have a garage (but a shed would be nice). I could knock that fucker down in a weekend.

[partiallysunny]

Jul 22, 2014 10:02:31 GMT -5 spindle92 said:

I am sitting here with a 3 yr old asleep on my lap and I need to pee badly. HELP!!

I think it's best that you just pee your pants.

[naeljun]

I can't seem to get myself back into the healthy eating, exercise habit. It's getting bad and when I gain weight I gain it in my upper body which makes me look 10 times bigger than I actually am.

[partiallysunny]

H is driving me crazy.

He's suppose to be keeping an eye on the AC but his updates are sporadic and when I ask a question or make a suggestion I don't get an answer.

I have to know NOW!

[tiramisu]

My intern is irritating me. Read all of your emails before sending me a freak-out IM asking what happened. The information I gave you was in an email that I read, but you skipped over. Ugh, use a little common sense please.

[spindle92]

Jul 22, 2014 10:32:57 GMT -5 partiallysunny said:

Jul 22, 2014 10:02:31 GMT -5 spindle92 said:

I am sitting here with a 3 yr old asleep on my lap and I need to pee badly. HELP!!

I think it's best that you just pee your pants.

I seriously considered it but was lucky enough to finally make it to the bathroom.
This kid watching business is hard work.

[mich1]

We are attempting to renovate the 20+ year old kitchen that came in this house. After spending hours in the flooring store to choose countertops and a backsplash, I had to get a finishing carpenter in to remove 3 kitchen cabinets so that they can pull out the appliance garage.

The dishwasher sounds like a jet about to take off and has rusting racks. The stove is electric, and every single burner tilts to the right. I'd bypass new counters for a new stove and dishwasher, but when we went to look at sinks, the appliance guy told us that there is planned obsolescence in new appliances due to the circuit boards, and once one of those goes, you may as well buy new. That scared off my SO, so no new stove or dishwasher.

The sink also needs to be replaced, but it has a small, shallow basin on one side and a nice, big deep basin on the other. The switch box for the garbage disposal is in a location where we have to have a shallow basin on the left. The switch is cut into the solid maple island, and I don't want to move the switch. The sink we need has been discontinued, so after all this we may be not replacing the sink either.....dammit!