Wednesday WTFs?

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[kaneen]

WTF city planners?!?!?! Construction on a major commute route at 8:30am? Right in the middle of rush hour? Idiots. The lot of em.

[bullygirl979]

WTF to the waitress last night. I ordered a burger and added bacon. She forgot said bacon. I reminded her. She still forgot said bacon. I reminded her again and FINALLY got my bacon....after everyone else was done eating. She was SO generous that she comped my bacon....all $1.50 of it.

Yes, I'm still bitter.

[doriswe]

WTF carpool - stop trying to derail my eating! I was given a starcrunch (good lord, I love those things) and a Red Lobster biscuit this morning. Thankfully, I can't eat the bicuit because she had it sitting on her leftover shrimp, but c'mon. I'm trying to do better, y'all know that.

[turtle1120]

WTF data people. Don't tell me there's no data for this transaction. I KNOW there is! There are bank statements showing the purchases. Learn how to do your damn job so I can do mine!

WTF lotto. Why can't I win you already so I don't have to deal with annoying people at work anymore?!

[bullygirl979]

Jul 23, 2014 8:49:24 GMT -5 doriswe said:

WTF carpool - stop trying to derail my eating! I was given a starcrunch (good lord, I love those things) and a Red Lobster biscuit this morning. Thankfully, I can't eat the bicuit because she had it sitting on her leftover shrimp, but c'mon. I'm trying to do better, y'all know that.

Lol. So she was all "here do you want my soggy, day old biscuit?"

[turtle1120]

Jul 23, 2014 9:12:53 GMT -5 bullygirl979 said:

Jul 23, 2014 8:49:24 GMT -5 doriswe said:

WTF carpool - stop trying to derail my eating! I was given a starcrunch (good lord, I love those things) and a Red Lobster biscuit this morning. Thankfully, I can't eat the bicuit because she had it sitting on her leftover shrimp, but c'mon. I'm trying to do better, y'all know that.

Lol. So she was all "here do you want my soggy, day old biscuit?"

But those biscuits are soooooo good!  Now I need to go to red lobster so I can get one.  The soggy day old one probably wouldn't do it for me though.

[doriswe]

Jul 23, 2014 9:12:53 GMT -5 bullygirl979 said:

Jul 23, 2014 8:49:24 GMT -5 doriswe said:

WTF carpool - stop trying to derail my eating! I was given a starcrunch (good lord, I love those things) and a Red Lobster biscuit this morning. Thankfully, I can't eat the bicuit because she had it sitting on her leftover shrimp, but c'mon. I'm trying to do better, y'all know that.

Lol. So she was all "here do you want my soggy, day old biscuit?"

She got it specifically for me....so I felt shitty not taking it.  It wasn't soggy I passed it on to one of the officers.  Problem solved!

[turtle1120]

Jul 23, 2014 9:18:42 GMT -5 pinkplasticdoll said:

Jul 23, 2014 9:17:41 GMT -5 turtle1120 said:

But those biscuits are soooooo good!  Now I need to go to red lobster so I can get one.  The soggy day old one probably wouldn't do it for me though.

I have seen the mix for their biscuits around here in grocery stores!

That could be really dangerous.  I have no self-control and would eat the whole batch.

[bullygirl979]

Jul 23, 2014 9:17:41 GMT -5 turtle1120 said:

Jul 23, 2014 9:12:53 GMT -5 bullygirl979 said:

Lol. So she was all "here do you want my soggy, day old biscuit?"

But those biscuits are soooooo good!  Now I need to go to red lobster so I can get one.  The soggy day old one probably wouldn't do it for me though.

When I was in undergrad, my roommate worked there. She would bring home BAGS of them. BAGSSSSS!

[bullygirl979]

Jul 23, 2014 9:21:47 GMT -5 turtle1120 said:

Jul 23, 2014 9:18:42 GMT -5 pinkplasticdoll said:

I have seen the mix for their biscuits around here in grocery stores!

That could be really dangerous.  I have no self-control and would eat the whole batch.

They actually aren't hard to make....

[turtle1120]

Jul 23, 2014 9:24:20 GMT -5 pinkplasticdoll said:

Jul 23, 2014 9:22:45 GMT -5 bullygirl979 said:

They actually aren't hard to make....

no they arent. i never have learned how to make them because i know i suck with self control and biscuits. 

I tried one of those restaurant knock off recipes once, but I didn't think they were as good as the real thing.  Maybe I need a better recipe?  Feel free to share yours.

[turtle1120]

Jul 23, 2014 9:22:14 GMT -5 bullygirl979 said:

Jul 23, 2014 9:17:41 GMT -5 turtle1120 said:

But those biscuits are soooooo good!  Now I need to go to red lobster so I can get one.  The soggy day old one probably wouldn't do it for me though.

When I was in undergrad, my roommate worked there. She would bring home BAGS of them. BAGSSSSS!

I would have loved your roommate!  And gained a good 50 lbs!

[bullygirl979]

Jul 23, 2014 9:25:31 GMT -5 turtle1120 said:

Jul 23, 2014 9:24:20 GMT -5 pinkplasticdoll said:

no they arent. i never have learned how to make them because i know i suck with self control and biscuits. 

I tried one of those restaurant knock off recipes once, but I didn't think they were as good as the real thing.  Maybe I need a better recipe?  Feel free to share yours.

I think the secret is to use as much butter an humanly possible. 

[doriswe]

Jul 23, 2014 9:39:55 GMT -5 bullygirl979 said:

Jul 23, 2014 9:25:31 GMT -5 turtle1120 said:

I tried one of those restaurant knock off recipes once, but I didn't think they were as good as the real thing.  Maybe I need a better recipe?  Feel free to share yours.

I think the secret is to use as much butter an humanly possible. 

Remaining carpool husband used to work there and said they're brushed with scampi sauce, which is the key to happiness

[turtle1120]

Jul 23, 2014 9:48:38 GMT -5 doriswe said:

Jul 23, 2014 9:39:55 GMT -5 bullygirl979 said:

I think the secret is to use as much butter an humanly possible. 

Remaining carpool husband used to work there and said they're brushed with scampi sauce, which is the key to happiness

Tell carpool husband we need the recipe for the scampi sauce.

[cuddlyevil]

WTF self, nothing in particular, just wtf?

[partiallysunny]

Jul 23, 2014 10:10:28 GMT -5 cuddlyevil said:

WTF self, nothing in particular, just wtf?

this is how I feel right now

[bullygirl979]

Jul 23, 2014 10:01:58 GMT -5 turtle1120 said:

Jul 23, 2014 9:48:38 GMT -5 doriswe said:

Remaining carpool husband used to work there and said they're brushed with scampi sauce, which is the key to happiness

Tell carpool husband we need the recipe for the scampi sauce.

Butter and garlic. 

[turtle1120]

Jul 23, 2014 10:14:42 GMT -5 bullygirl979 said:

Jul 23, 2014 10:01:58 GMT -5 turtle1120 said:

Tell carpool husband we need the recipe for the scampi sauce.

Butter and garlic. 

That's it?  Is there a little lemon in there?  I need recipes!  I'm not adventurous enough to make stuff up for fear that it'll taste like crap.  I'm a good cook but I require recipes.

[doriswe]

Jul 23, 2014 10:14:42 GMT -5 bullygirl979 said:

Jul 23, 2014 10:01:58 GMT -5 turtle1120 said:

Tell carpool husband we need the recipe for the scampi sauce.

Butter and garlic. 

He said: "the seasoning came in a packet and you would just mix the packet, some white wine, and buttery sauce…. I don’t know what all was in the packet."

[starrieskies]

I have a recipe at home for cheesy bread that tastes just like the Red Lobster biscuits, but in a loaf. It's dangerous.

WTF body?? I'm all tensed up for no good reason. I need a massage... from a hot guy... unfortunately I see none of those on the horizon.

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WTF lady at the attorney's office - wearing white linen pants with a black top and black underwear - clearly seen through the pants.

[turtle1120]

Jul 23, 2014 10:24:06 GMT -5 doriswe said:

Jul 23, 2014 10:14:42 GMT -5 bullygirl979 said:

Butter and garlic. 

He said: "the seasoning came in a packet and you would just mix the packet, some white wine, and buttery sauce…. I don’t know what all was in the packet."

So we need to go to Red Lobster with a big, empty purse, make our way into the kitchen and steal a shit ton of those packets!  Not a problem.  You gonna join me on this mission?

[doriswe]

Jul 23, 2014 10:56:11 GMT -5 turtle1120 said:

Jul 23, 2014 10:24:06 GMT -5 doriswe said:

He said: "the seasoning came in a packet and you would just mix the packet, some white wine, and buttery sauce…. I don’t know what all was in the packet."

So we need to go to Red Lobster with a big, empty purse, make our way into the kitchen and steal a shit ton of those packets!  Not a problem.  You gonna join me on this mission?

Obviously...I have nothing better to do