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H has a death wish Jul 23, 2014 17:59:12 GMT -5

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Post by Deleted on Jul 23, 2014 17:59:12 GMT -5

When I am relaxing at home I wear booty shorts. I would never wear them in public but they are comfortable so whatevs.

Anyway, yesterday H made a comment about my cute little dimples.
I'm all like (huh) I don't have dimples.

H starts poking the back of my legs in various spots saying "dimple, dimple, dimple"

Those asshole are not 'cute' dimples, it's call cellulite and should never be pointed out.

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Deleted Posts: 0	H has a death wish Jul 23, 2014 18:00:41 GMT -5 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Jul 23, 2014 18:00:41 GMT -5 Oh hell no.
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trixiedicksnatch Full Member Well-being Mod eat a dick Posts: 2,030 Likes: 2,555	H has a death wish Jul 23, 2014 18:01:34 GMT -5 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by trixiedicksnatch on Jul 23, 2014 18:01:34 GMT -5 Omg. At least he said they were cute?!?
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BaliHai Elder Posts: 13,947 Likes: 22,942	H has a death wish Jul 23, 2014 18:01:57 GMT -5 blueshirt2003, milsaroo, and 2 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by BaliHai on Jul 23, 2014 18:01:57 GMT -5 Oh no. No no.
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sofamonkey Senior Member Posts: 7,939 Likes: 17,400	H has a death wish Jul 23, 2014 18:02:02 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by sofamonkey on Jul 23, 2014 18:02:02 GMT -5 Wait. He actually pointed them all out? No. Hell no!!
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kdmac Full Member Posts: 1,638 Likes: 358	H has a death wish Jul 23, 2014 18:02:41 GMT -5 flamingeaux, blueshirt2003, and 1 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by kdmac on Jul 23, 2014 18:02:41 GMT -5 I`m sorry you`re going to be a widow now. Would you like to borrow my shovel?
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blondemoment123 Elder Posts: 15,748 Likes: 18,781	H has a death wish Jul 23, 2014 18:12:04 GMT -5 via Tapatalk bittybomb likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by blondemoment123 on Jul 23, 2014 18:12:04 GMT -5 Men are dumb. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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H has a death wish Jul 23, 2014 18:15:12 GMT -5 via mobile blueshirt2003, gibbinator, and 1 more like this

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Post by dirtyred on Jul 23, 2014 18:15:12 GMT -5

You know, I have had more than one man tell me that he likes the dimples on his wife's legs but she hates them. I think we've been brain washed by the beauty industry to think they're horrendous so we'll spend tons of money trying to get rid of them (since something like 98 percent of women have cellulite.

Look at Renaissance nudes--those women have all kinds of dimples.

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Deleted Posts: 0	H has a death wish Jul 23, 2014 18:18:59 GMT -5 via mobile cbwm1, alzi, and 14 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Jul 23, 2014 18:18:59 GMT -5 His dick suddenly needs to be "cute" and "just enough."
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karmasabiotch Elder Posts: 14,814 Likes: 8,629	H has a death wish Jul 23, 2014 18:20:19 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by karmasabiotch on Jul 23, 2014 18:20:19 GMT -5 Jul 23, 2014 18:18:59 GMT -5 @bigtowlittletoe said: His dick suddenly needs to be "cute" and "just enough." This is so perfect I can hardly stand it.
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ZoeHart Full Member Posts: 4,505 Likes: 4,813	H has a death wish Jul 23, 2014 18:24:35 GMT -5 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ZoeHart on Jul 23, 2014 18:24:35 GMT -5 I'm surprised by the restraint you have shown to not kill him yet.
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jreeds Senior Member Posts: 7,960 Likes: 7,785	H has a death wish Jul 23, 2014 18:45:34 GMT -5 via the ProBoards App Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by jreeds on Jul 23, 2014 18:45:34 GMT -5 Ohhhhhh wow! He he that brave? Or just stupid?
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papie Elder Posts: 27,466 Likes: 31,394	H has a death wish Jul 23, 2014 18:48:01 GMT -5 via Tapatalk jreeds, deej, and 1 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by papie on Jul 23, 2014 18:48:01 GMT -5 Kill kill kill That's like my H telling me the baby prefers me because I am soft and comfortable. The only reason he is still alive is because I can't handle three kids by myself.
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Alex Full Member Posts: 1,996 Likes: 2,290	H has a death wish Jul 23, 2014 19:23:29 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Alex on Jul 23, 2014 19:23:29 GMT -5 My H once told me that I had thunder thighs. He thought it was a good thing. Or so he claims. So yeah, there's that.
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mellymel Senior Member Posts: 7,563 Likes: 4,434	H has a death wish Jul 23, 2014 19:31:57 GMT -5 via Tapatalk Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by mellymel on Jul 23, 2014 19:31:57 GMT -5 Murder
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cabbage10 Junior Member Posts: 790 Likes: 501	H has a death wish Jul 23, 2014 19:35:55 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by cabbage10 on Jul 23, 2014 19:35:55 GMT -5 My bf tells me he likes the way my butt "jiggles". Omg i workout all week to tone the thing and he prefers the jiggle?.
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isabel Elder Posts: 18,189 Likes: 10,232	H has a death wish Jul 23, 2014 19:44:31 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by isabel on Jul 23, 2014 19:44:31 GMT -5 lol at least he said it was cute? Sorry, dude.
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bananapancakes Senior Member Posts: 9,922 Likes: 16,935	H has a death wish Jul 23, 2014 19:47:54 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by bananapancakes on Jul 23, 2014 19:47:54 GMT -5 But he thinks your cellulite is cute. I think that makes him a keeper!
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