35 People Who Should Be Banned From Using The Internet

[omgzombies]

I have to believe some of these are made up so that I can sleep at night.

[iammalcolmx]

[pixy0stix]

Every time I read articles like this, I lose brain cells.

[Velar Fricative]

LMAO!!!!!

[cville]

This list is incomplete because my dad isn't on it. He's 100% smarter than all of these people, but he works my last nerve.

[cville]

Jul 25, 2014 8:30:16 GMT -5 mockingbird said:

Jul 25, 2014 8:08:56 GMT -5 cville said:

This list is incomplete because my dad isn't on it. He's 100% smarter than all of these people, but he works my last nerve.

I think some examples are in order

Sent from my SCH-I545 using proboards

Well, I'm a lawyer.  He sends me blog posts he finds about random ass cases all over the country (unrelated to my practice areas, like, at all) with his commentary and opinions.  Like "I think the Middle District of Tennessee didn't properly grasp the importance of [this case I found on google from 1987 out of Wisconsin state courts]."  He's retired, so he has time for this nonsense.

He repeatedly posts pictures of my children on FB even though I have asked him not to (and ask him to remove them every time) and, and this is the biggest offense, after my son was born:  1) posted on FB that I was in labor; 2) posted that he was born; 3) posted his name; and 4) POSTED A PICTURE OF ME IN A HOSPITAL GOWN TAKEN MERE MOMENTS AFTER GIVING BIRTH AND TAGGED ME IN IT.  A picture we'd sent the JUST to our parents (among several).  So I got texts of "congratulations on O's birth!" before I'd even opened up FB at all, only to discover that the entire world (he has everything globally viewable) knew about my son before I could tell them, and also had seen me half-naked in L&D.


So, maybe it's the last one that I'm still holding on to.

But also the law stuff.  STOP TELLING ME ABOUT CASES YOU READ.  Please, dad, please.

[kadams767]

Jul 25, 2014 8:48:12 GMT -5 cville said:

Jul 25, 2014 8:30:16 GMT -5 mockingbird said:

I think some examples are in order

Sent from my SCH-I545 using proboards

Well, I'm a lawyer.  He sends me blog posts he finds about random ass cases all over the country (unrelated to my practice areas, like, at all) with his commentary and opinions.  Like "I think the Middle District of Tennessee didn't properly grasp the importance of [this case I found on google from 1987 out of Wisconsin state courts]."  He's retired, so he has time for this nonsense.

I know it's annoying, but I think I would piss myself laughing if my mom did this. 

[meshaliuknits]

Jul 25, 2014 8:48:12 GMT -5 cville said:

Jul 25, 2014 8:30:16 GMT -5 mockingbird said:

I think some examples are in order

Sent from my SCH-I545 using proboards

Well, I'm a lawyer.  He sends me blog posts he finds about random ass cases all over the country (unrelated to my practice areas, like, at all) with his commentary and opinions.  Like "I think the Middle District of Tennessee didn't properly grasp the importance of [this case I found on google from 1987 out of Wisconsin state courts]."  He's retired, so he has time for this nonsense.

He repeatedly posts pictures of my children on FB even though I have asked him not to (and ask him to remove them every time) and, and this is the biggest offense, after my son was born:  1) posted on FB that I was in labor; 2) posted that he was born; 3) posted his name; and 4) POSTED A PICTURE OF ME IN A HOSPITAL GOWN TAKEN MERE MOMENTS AFTER GIVING BIRTH AND TAGGED ME IN IT.  A picture we'd sent the JUST to our parents (among several).  So I got texts of "congratulations on O's birth!" before I'd even opened up FB at all, only to discover that the entire world (he has everything globally viewable) knew about my son before I could tell them, and also had seen me half-naked in L&D.


So, maybe it's the last one that I'm still holding on to.

But also the law stuff.  STOP TELLING ME ABOUT CASES YOU READ.  Please, dad, please.

Banning seems appropriate.

[IIOY]

Jul 25, 2014 13:13:41 GMT -5 kadams767 said:

Jul 25, 2014 8:48:12 GMT -5 cville said:

Well, I'm a lawyer.  He sends me blog posts he finds about random ass cases all over the country (unrelated to my practice areas, like, at all) with his commentary and opinions.  Like "I think the Middle District of Tennessee didn't properly grasp the importance of [this case I found on google from 1987 out of Wisconsin state courts]."  He's retired, so he has time for this nonsense.

I know it's annoying, but I think I would piss myself laughing if my mom did this. 

It's only funny the first four times.

[jayhawkbecca]

I loved the pork loin one. Lol!