Do all guys do this?

[CurlyQ284]

No. My DH doesn't do that. That's weird.

[BaliHai]

I can only speak to H's pee habits, and he does not do this. So no, not all guys.

[pamela]

DH does occasionally and does not realize it. Dude, the walls are thin. I can hear you peeing, you're still peeing and I hear the flush start. I've called him out on it and he denies it. I don't understand.

[wambam]

No but he always wants to pee after me before I flush which is just as weird. Like, he'll tell me not to flush because he needs to pee next.

[Deleted]

I don't know, but my H drives away from the ordering board thing at fast food places before they even say the total. It's really fucking annoying.

[juliagoulia]

No, H does not do this. That seems harder than it needs to be, or something? It's gotta require some additional concentration to keep the stream on it's target when they bend/lean forward to flush, right?

[ECB]

No, DH doesn't do this.

[berbles]

Jul 28, 2014 15:12:57 GMT -5 wambam said:

No but he always wants to pee after me before I flush which is just as weird. Like, he'll tell me not to flush because he needs to pee next.

Why is this weird?  It saves water.  


And yes, my XH used to do this.  But his timing was pretty good because there was never any pee left in the bowl.

[wambam]

Jul 28, 2014 15:15:14 GMT -5 berbles said:

Jul 28, 2014 15:12:57 GMT -5 wambam said:

No but he always wants to pee after me before I flush which is just as weird. Like, he'll tell me not to flush because he needs to pee next.

Why is this weird?  It saves water.  


And yes, my XH used to do this.  But his timing was pretty good because there was never any pee left in the bowl.

I have this "thing" about peeing on toilet paper. It's like nails on a chalkboard to me. And the thought of him doing it is awful.

[illgetthere]

Ew. That stuff is spraying back on them. I always put the lid down or get as far away as I can before I flush. H doesn't that that (or hasn't whenever I've been around)

[berbles]

Jul 28, 2014 15:16:29 GMT -5 wambam said:

Jul 28, 2014 15:15:14 GMT -5 berbles said:

Why is this weird?  It saves water.  


And yes, my XH used to do this.  But his timing was pretty good because there was never any pee left in the bowl.

I have this "thing" about peeing on toilet paper. It's like nails on a chalkboard to me. And the thought of him doing it is awful.

Mmmm, k.  He's not the weird one, then. 

[nannersp]

No, my DH has never done that.

And wambam, I'm the same way about peeing on toilet paper! BLECH!

[BaliHai]

The idea of peeing atop someone else's pee makes me want a die just a little bit inside. I am happy to conserve water in other ways!

[pandorica]

FI never flushes when he pees at home. Saving water and all. I've gotten over it. Flushing while still peeing is weird though.

[Deleted]

My H flushes after he's done. I never heard of flushing before the stream stops.

[Deleted]

DH doesn't flush while mid-pee, but I do yell at him for flushing with the lid up.  Sure, have some fecal bacteria on your face.  Gag.

[emjacobs]

I don't know of guys that do this.

[Deleted]

If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down.

(I've heard this since I was a kid living through Californa's droughts)

[shepoz]

Jul 28, 2014 15:15:14 GMT -5 tators said:

I just asked H if he did this.
At first he said no.
Then he was like well sometimes I do it to see if I can finish before it's done flushing. It's like a race.
I asked if he flushed again if he didn't win. He said yes, but it made him feel guilty he wasted water. Ha     

DH said this exact thing when I called him out on it once.  So dumb.

[RoxMonster]

H doesn't do the mid-pee flushing thing.

I also get grossed out peeing if someone else's pee (even H's, which is never an issue) is already in there.

[ax2]

My exBF did this and grossed me the fuck out. Ugh.

[snowflurry]

Yes, he thinks it's a race and he never wins, lol. He will flush multiple times each times he pees. DS has started doing this now too. I am not amused.

[Deleted]

my husband does that. Its annoying

[zoomzoom]

My IL's do the 'if it's yellow, let it mellow' thing. Ugh. NO.

No, my H finishes before he flushes. But I have seen him pee in the shower (by accident) and I was like nooooooooooooooo.

[Deleted]

DH doesn't do this.

[sandyapples]

DH says no.

[CajunShrimp]

OMG flushing with the seat up is vile. Didn't these guys ever watch the Mythbusters episode where they test this? POO GERMS EVERYWHERE!

[berbles]

Jul 28, 2014 16:13:07 GMT -5 CajunShrimp said:

OMG flushing with the seat up is vile. Didn't these guys ever watch the Mythbusters episode where they test this? POO GERMS EVERYWHERE!

Did YOU watch the episode?  Because they proved that the poo germs were everywhere, regardless of the position of the toilet seat.

[CajunShrimp]

Jul 28, 2014 16:20:06 GMT -5 berbles said:

Jul 28, 2014 16:13:07 GMT -5 CajunShrimp said:

OMG flushing with the seat up is vile. Didn't these guys ever watch the Mythbusters episode where they test this? POO GERMS EVERYWHERE!

Did YOU watch the episode?  Because they proved that the poo germs were everywhere, regardless of the position of the toilet seat.

Yep, I did. They measured the amount of poo germs with lid down and lid up. There were germs with the lid down, but much more with the lid up. I am all about lessening poo germs.

[escrow]

Nope, not my dh