I'm drunk. Talk to me.

[zoidberg]

Anything you want!

[LeggsBenedict]

h keeps beating me at trivia crack and now I want a divorce.

[jane6672]

Hi!

Adjusted to the crappy ABC store deal yet?

[zoidberg]

What is trivia crack? Is it trivia about crack?

[LeggsBenedict]

Jul 31, 2014 20:21:30 GMT -5 zoidberg said:

What is trivia crack? Is it trivia about crack?

I WISH.

[shostakovich]

I'm going to a show tonight, by myself [whomp whomp]. But I'm going to just bring my camera so I don't have to talk to people, and randos will leave me alone.

Also, there is a good doughnut place across the street from the venue, so probably I am also going to eat doughnuts, by myself [whomp whomp. and another whomp].

[zoidberg]

Jul 31, 2014 20:21:29 GMT -5 jane6672 said:

Hi!

Adjusted to the crappy ABC store deal yet?

I'm still pissed about it on principal, because I believe in every American's god-given right to buy hard liquor at the gas station, but so far they have had everything I have tried to find. I was prepared to be infuriated over lack of selection, but they foiled me by actually having a decent selection.

I do think it is hilarious that they put your purchase in a plain, black plastic bag. You know, to shield the innocent from my debauched lifestyle.

[zoidberg]

Jul 31, 2014 20:23:30 GMT -5 shostakovich said:

I'm going to a show tonight, by myself [whomp whomp]. But I'm going to just bring my camera so I don't have to talk to people, and randos will leave me alone.

Also, there is a good doughnut place across the street from the venue, so probably I am also going to eat doughnuts, by myself [whomp whomp. and another whomp].

I'm drinking by myself. No shame!

[zoidberg]

I'm ok now!

In general, a little stressed. I'll live, though.

How are you?

[Deleted]

Hello there! What are you drinking this evening?
Did the manager of your building resolve the rude front desk/ rotting CSA food issue?

[jane6672]

Jul 31, 2014 20:24:10 GMT -5 zoidberg said:

Jul 31, 2014 20:21:29 GMT -5 jane6672 said:

Hi!

Adjusted to the crappy ABC store deal yet?

I'm still pissed about it on principal, because I believe in every American's god-given right to buy hard liquor at the gas station, but so far they have had everything I have tried to find. I was prepared to be infuriated over lack of selection, but they foiled me by actually having a decent selection.

I do think it is hilarious that they put your purchase in a plain, black plastic bag. You know, to shield the innocent from my debauched lifestyle.

The black plastic bag makes me chuckle a little every time.

The ABC stores have some poster up blathering about how much money they've made for "commonwealth" in the last year and I grump a little about THE STATE mandating my liquor.

There's a super creeper cashier at my ABC store which makes me sad because it's SO convenient. Be skinsuited or drive out of the way for booze??

[zoidberg]

Jul 31, 2014 20:28:32 GMT -5 @weeble said:

Hello there! What are you drinking this evening?
Did the manager of your building resolve the rude front desk/ rotting CSA food issue?

OH EM GEE.

Here is what happened: some douchenozzle took my basket by mistake (then apparently came back to get their own?) and left mine to rot in their apartment for FIVE DAYS before bringing it back down to the desk. That is when they sent us the email to come pick it up. The desk lady was all rude and weird to my H, but the staff were not the ones who did this.

And then, this week, basket fucking missing again!

I just canceled the service because apparently this building is full of fucking raccoons and feral dogs rather than people.

I am drinking vodka, aperol and grapefruit juice. It is my summer jam.

[zoidberg]

Jul 31, 2014 20:29:30 GMT -5 jane6672 said:

Jul 31, 2014 20:24:10 GMT -5 zoidberg said:

I'm still pissed about it on principal, because I believe in every American's god-given right to buy hard liquor at the gas station, but so far they have had everything I have tried to find. I was prepared to be infuriated over lack of selection, but they foiled me by actually having a decent selection.

I do think it is hilarious that they put your purchase in a plain, black plastic bag. You know, to shield the innocent from my debauched lifestyle.

The black plastic bag makes me chuckle a little every time.

The ABC stores have some poster up blathering about how much money they've made for "commonwealth" in the last year and I grump a little about THE STATE mandating my liquor.

There's a super creeper cashier at my ABC store which makes me sad because it's SO convenient. Be skinsuited or drive out of the way for booze??

Obviously you wouldn't go somewhere less convenient.

[studytime45]

I'm drinking screwdrivers. My ex just came by to "drop some stuff off" but the stuff was like, measuring cups, a book and some hand cream. I could have lived without those things forever, and he knows it. I feel like he's being manipulative. Obviously I'm being dumb and emotional about it.

He said he wants to talk again and be friends, etc... Mentioned that he's been having trouble sleeping lately, etc...

I fucking hate myself for caring anymore. ughhhh

[zoidberg]

Of course he wants to be friends, then he doesn't have to feel guilty. Forget about him.

[ProfessorArtNerd]

I just had to borrow a check from my mom bc I can't find one of the five brand new checkbooks I got last month and rent is due tomorrow. I feel like a scumbag, and was crying bc moving is a. It traumatic and I'm overwhelmed with all the nitpicky crap. So I started crying.

Lucy, without a word, went to the freezer and got out the ice cream. She gets me.

[zoidberg]

Awwwww! Moving is horrible, although it makes me violent and malicious rather than cute and vulnerable. But good thing you have such a sensible kid.

[ProfessorArtNerd]

Jul 31, 2014 20:45:38 GMT -5 killercupcake said:

I'm hungry. I don't know what to have for dinner.

I want to drink a little. We just got the registration renewal notice for my car. 400 bucks. Effing A, Cotton.

Omg I bitch and complain and put off $36!!

[ProfessorArtNerd]

Jul 31, 2014 20:45:30 GMT -5 zoidberg said:

Awwwww! Moving is horrible, although it makes me violent and malicious rather than cute and vulnerable. But good thing you have such a sensible kid.

Favorite ice cream?

[zoidberg]

I don't know if they still have it, but the Ben and Jerry's Scotchy Scotch Scotch is the best ice cream ever made.

[zoidberg]

Jul 31, 2014 20:48:16 GMT -5 pinkplasticdoll said:

I really wish I could be like you.

Whaaaaaaaa?

You can't mean me. I am a mess.

[zoidberg]

Jul 31, 2014 20:49:37 GMT -5 killercupcake said:

Jul 31, 2014 20:46:33 GMT -5 ProfessorArtNerd said:

Omg I bitch and complain and put off $36!!

The registration fee alone is 33 dollars. The government services tax is 222, and the supplemental government services tax is 56 dollars. The other fees are 50 bucks. 

So it's actually 361, but still. 

Too much. Are you in NV? That seems nuts.

[zoidberg]

Jul 31, 2014 20:51:01 GMT -5 pinkplasticdoll said:

Jul 31, 2014 20:49:06 GMT -5 zoidberg said:

Whaaaaaaaa?

You can't mean me. I am a mess.

No freaking way. Seriously from your posts here I really do envy your life.


:rustles in the bushes:

Dude. I am sitting on my couch, in sweatpants with giant holes in them, getting drunk by myself on a friday night (H is in bed already). Not glamorous.

But thank you for that wonderful compliment.

[ProfessorArtNerd]

Here's a random for you-- everything is amazing. The same way people of our generation overuse "awesome", the younger gen uses "amazing"

Something I noticed on the fb tonight

[zoidberg]

Jul 31, 2014 20:54:24 GMT -5 ProfessorArtNerd said:

Here's a random for you-- everything is amazing. The same way people of our generation overuse "awesome", the younger gen uses "amazing"

Something I noticed on the fb tonight

Awesome.

[zoidberg]

Jul 31, 2014 20:54:41 GMT -5 killercupcake said:

Jul 31, 2014 20:50:44 GMT -5 zoidberg said:

Too much. Are you in NV? That seems nuts.

Yep.  

Not having a state income tax isn't always awesome. 

Ooooh, ok. That makes sense. I always think of the western states (not coastal) being cheap.

[VeryViolet]

Jul 31, 2014 20:53:39 GMT -5 zoidberg said:

Jul 31, 2014 20:51:01 GMT -5 pinkplasticdoll said:

No freaking way. Seriously from your posts here I really do envy your life.


:rustles in the bushes:

Dude. I am sitting on my couch, in sweatpants with giant holes in them, getting drunk by myself on a friday night (H is in bed already). Not glamorous.

But thank you for that wonderful compliment.

::whispers: it is only Thursday

[zoidberg]

Jul 31, 2014 20:59:09 GMT -5 VeryViolet said:

Jul 31, 2014 20:53:39 GMT -5 zoidberg said:

Dude. I am sitting on my couch, in sweatpants with giant holes in them, getting drunk by myself on a friday night (H is in bed already). Not glamorous.

But thank you for that wonderful compliment.

::whispers: it is only Thursday

See?? More evidence!

It's my friday, though. My primitive reptile brain doesn't keep track of these "days" you speak of. There is Friday and not Friday, today is Friday.

[zoidberg]

Definitely sushi.

[Deleted]

Jul 31, 2014 20:32:23 GMT -5 zoidberg said:

Jul 31, 2014 20:28:32 GMT -5 @weeble said:

Hello there! What are you drinking this evening?
Did the manager of your building resolve the rude front desk/ rotting CSA food issue?

OH EM GEE.

Here is what happened: some douchenozzle took my basket by mistake (then apparently came back to get their own?) and left mine to rot in their apartment for FIVE DAYS before bringing it back down to the desk. That is when they sent us the email to come pick it up. The desk lady was all rude and weird to my H, but the staff were not the ones who did this.

And then, this week, basket fucking missing again!

I just canceled the service because apparently this building is full of fucking raccoons and feral dogs rather than people.

I am drinking vodka, aperol and grapefruit juice. It is my summer jam.

WTF?  that's so wrong on several levels.  Just go to the Farmer's Market on Saturdays - then you don't have to worry about what to do with the weird random leafy green thing with the orb at the end that's there in abundance in your CSA share.  

Your drink sounds delicious.  I saved some lime juice at dinner, planning to prepare some sort of vodka concoction and then forgot and poured myself 2 glasses of wine.  Ah well.