Lurking lurker delurking

[louie]

Ok here it goes....

i found the nest when I started planning my wedding in 2010 which eventually lead me to the place that shall not be named....  Yadda, yadda, yadda.... I followed the mass exodus here.  I am fully aware of the fact that lurking on and off for this long makes me kinda creepy.  Hopefully just kinda though.  I would hate to be thought of a full fledged creeper.

Anyway, I am closer to forty than I am to thirty. I am married with an almost 3 year old and a 17 month old.  I am also a proud Canadian, eh.  And a redhead.

i do not have a sister or any pets named after Friends characters

my husband has never placed his balls on my burger, or veggie burger as I am a vegetarian, or any food item of mine. 

I do not have a simple human garbage can but would love one as a gift.

My favourite bush is a hydrangea bush but llately I have been loving Tamb's bush gif.

my favourite drink is amber rum with diet coke. Or sangria. Or fruity frozen drinks. Or beer.  Ok, nevermind, you get the point.

i am not, nor have I ever wanted to be a life coach.

i always open posts regardless of titles by booby, sequins, stellas (ya ya), Lazarus (who I have a big girl crush on), scotty, squirrelymom, jeremy, and of course  kevinarnold (anyone with an ass like that gets my full attention).

i obviously do not know how to tag or berble people.

i do not know what the bat cave is nor have I ever thrown hotdogs down a hallway.

i am at my h's family reunion and a little drunk. Maybe more than a little. I am trapped in a trailer with my sleeping kids so please consider this my SOS.

i did not even double check my latest resume as much as I did this post. First impressions and all. So any mistakes please blame on the above paragraph and take pity.

So, hi. 

I said to my h on our first date that I don't alway make the best first impression but I will grow on you.  Kinda like mold.  Hopefully I can be like that here.

i am open to any questions or comments.

longest intro post  ever perhaps?

[flex]

You've done your homework. You get brownie points for that! Welcome stranger! : )

[AHappierHour]

Well done! Welcome

[noodle]

Best intro ever! Welcome.

[sequins]

Welcome. So why do you open my posts always?

[Deleted]

Hi! Welcome to the shit show!

[louie]

Aug 9, 2014 21:29:46 GMT -5 flex said:

You've done your homework. You get brownie points for that! Welcome stranger! : )

Homework, not espionage 

[aprilsails]

Where is the great wild Canadian wilderness are you currently camping? Do you camp often?

[flex]

Aug 9, 2014 21:43:10 GMT -5 carrotsmakemefat said:

Everyone loves tambs bush

That's not what your dad said last night.




ha!!

[CurlyQ284]

What took you so long to start posting?

[louie]

Aug 9, 2014 21:34:03 GMT -5 nicbreeful said:

Lol, kidding. Welcome!

Haha, no I am not a catfish or a Siluriforme (I am so embarrassed at how far I just fell down the goggle hole looking for that word)

Thanks!

[underwaterrhymes]

Well done and welcome!

[louie]

Aug 9, 2014 21:36:37 GMT -5 sequins said:

Welcome. So why do you open my posts always?

I am not sure how to answer that without sounding creepy (creepier). 

[louie]

Aug 9, 2014 21:37:44 GMT -5 HRH Queen Dick I, Orphan said:

You forgot to mention me. 

[louie]

Aug 9, 2014 21:49:16 GMT -5 louie said:

Aug 9, 2014 21:37:44 GMT -5 HRH Queen Dick I, Orphan said:

You forgot to mention me. 

Obviously I have not figured out the whole quoting thing.  

I meant to say "that goes without saying". It would have sounded better the first time I said. Take my word for it.

[pbutter]

Welcome!

[montereybride]

The bar has now been set for all lurker intros.

Welcome

What do you think about me?

Who is funnier.. C_joy or Toledo?

Is it ever ok to have an outdoor cat or dog?

Shoes on or off in the house? Is this regional?

Are cash bars ever ok?

What's the proper term for a backyard barbecue wedding? Can they ever be classy?

/waits with pen cocked over pad

[Jalapeñomel]

Ok

[curtains]

Wow. I have been around for a decade and I think you may know more than me.
Welcome

[sequins]

Aug 9, 2014 21:46:42 GMT -5 louie said:

Aug 9, 2014 21:36:37 GMT -5 sequins said:

Welcome. So why do you open my posts always?

I am not sure how to answer that without sounding creepy (creepier). 

 omg, just say why.

ETA : Do you know me IRL or something?

[louie]

Aug 9, 2014 21:41:36 GMT -5 aprilsails said:

Where is the great wild Canadian wilderness are you currently camping? Do you camp often?

Well, I wouldn't necessarily say wild wilderness as the trailer is in my h's aunt's front yard (yes, I am well aware of how that sounds) in the country in Ontario.

i love to camp. Unfortunately we have not had many opportunities to camp but are making a concerted effort to get out more.

 Are you a camper?

[trixiedicksnatch]

Hi

[louie]

Aug 9, 2014 21:43:10 GMT -5 carrotsmakemefat said:

Everyone loves tambs bush

True. Very true.

[louie]

Aug 9, 2014 21:44:36 GMT -5 CurlyQ284 said:

What took you so long to start posting?

Low self esteem? Lack of confidence?

i am not sure to be honest.  am definitely embarrassed that it has been this long. My first post was in response to jehc's post.  I know that I am a nobody but I wanted to share my experience in case it helped her in any way.

[Deleted]

[Deleted]

Aug 9, 2014 21:55:39 GMT -5 sequins said:

Aug 9, 2014 21:46:42 GMT -5 louie said:

I am not sure how to answer that without sounding creepy (creepier). 

 omg, just say why.

ETA : Do you know me IRL or something?

Calm down

[louie]

Aug 9, 2014 21:47:04 GMT -5 mofongo said:

I see you don't open my posts, we are over!

Let's not be over before we even start! To be honest, there are lots of people who are on my "must read post" list.  I just didn't feel like I could name all.

[lime]

Hi and welcome!

Who's at the top of your "free murder" list? (Mine is Jenny McCarthy.)

[sequins]

Aug 9, 2014 22:03:47 GMT -5 @damnation said:

Aug 9, 2014 21:55:39 GMT -5 sequins said:

Calm down

Sorry, I'm not used to being famous.  <)

[louie]

Aug 9, 2014 21:55:39 GMT -5 sequins said:

Aug 9, 2014 21:46:42 GMT -5 louie said:

I am not sure how to answer that without sounding creepy (creepier). 

 omg, just say why.

ETA : Do you know me IRL or something?

Oh, please don't be scared! I didn't mean it in a scary way. I just find you interesting and am curious what you have to say (in a non scary way).

i do not know you in irk. Not even in some weird seven degrees of Kevin bacon way.