My coworker just asked if I was going home to change

[Eagles]

You look cute. She's being a dick.

[iamali]

Reply with:

"I deign to be fabulous everyday, why would I go change? I can understand why you'd want to though".

[venice2007]

Uhhh your coworker sucks. You look great! :-)

[LeggsBenedict]

dump her ass.

[berbles]

PULL HER HAIR

[Deleted]

Screw her! You look great!

[rosiebear]

What? You look very cute! I hope you asked her if she was planning on fixing her hair.

[berbles]

Aug 27, 2014 14:01:07 GMT -5 oceanspray said:

Aug 27, 2014 14:00:10 GMT -5 berbles said:

PULL HER LEG HAIR

That's only for husbands, duh

[livinitup]

Throw a bucket of ice water on her and then send $10 to ALS. Then tell her "You're welcome."

[aussiecrush]

Screw her. Jealousy is ugly.

[bohemianmango]

Aug 27, 2014 14:00:35 GMT -5 rosiebear said:

What? You look very cute! I hope you asked her if she was planning on fixing her hair.

Or if she's going to wax her upper lip.

[cville]

That's so bitchy. GTFO of high school, loser coworker.

[compassrose]

Aug 27, 2014 14:00:10 GMT -5 berbles said:

PULL HER LEG HAIR

FTFY

[sawyerthedestroyer]

WTH? You look fine!

[MrsPenny]

I think you look really nice. I didn't know open house was a formal event.

[Eagles]

I'm getting more annoyed the more I think about it.

[texassmith]

Show up to open house in your wedding gown.

[pantsparty]

You should respond with this gif.

[iamali]

Aug 27, 2014 14:00:10 GMT -5 berbles said:

PULL HER HAIR

Oh, but some of us actually like that.

[adhdfashion]

I wasn't aware people dressed up for open houses.

[cuddlyevil]

Aug 27, 2014 14:54:18 GMT -5 adhdfashion said:

I wasn't aware people dressed up for open houses.

This. I thought the nature of an open house was that it was a more casual, relaxed event?

[styme46]

Your co-worker sucks. You look wonderful!

[Deleted]

I saw your ootd, she's a bitch.

Drop her.

[miniroller]

Aug 27, 2014 14:03:18 GMT -5 bohemianmango said:

Aug 27, 2014 14:00:35 GMT -5 rosiebear said:

Or if she's going to wax her upper lip.

But say it w/ wide-eyed innocence- like, 'Why?! Are you going to wax your upper lip?' (Like in a 'Is it a bigger deal than for what I'm prepared for?!' kinda way)
Next Time! Obviously throwing out that comeback would be a bit late...

[Pixiehollow]

Oh FFS you look adorable. Perfect for open house.