I have perfected my side eye

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I just side eyed a woman on the subway and she was so frightened she got up and moved.

She did that thing where you sit down really hard while sitting on the person already there (NY ladies know what I'm talking about). She did the fake apology, I side eyed. Then she said "I said I was sorry!"n got up and moved to the other end of the car.

[karmasabiotch]

I admire the perfected side eye. That's resume worthy.

[noodle]

Aug 27, 2014 19:52:58 GMT -5 @ameliapond said:

I just side eyed a woman on the subway and she was so frightened she got up and moved.

She did that thing where you sit down really hard while sitting on the person already there (NY ladies know what I'm talking about). She did the fake apology, I side eyed. Then she said "I said I was sorry!"n got up and moved to the other end of the car.

Teach me your ways.  A lady with a bad case of camel toe (leggings as pants with a short top) stood directly in front of my on my ride home (so camel toe right at my eye level), then sat next to me and leaned across me to speak with her friend who stood by the door.  One of them also didn't seem to believe in deodorant.  I only wish I could have side-eyed them away from me.

[alzi]

Nice work!!