Nothing like hearing "mommy" in the middle of sex

[papie]

At least we had closed the door and I was able to throw my undies back on before opening?

Then she had to go poop.
Then she was uncomfortable because of her braid which I had to undo.
Then the baby woke up.

I am now nursing the baby.

How the fuck did the Duggars manage to have so many children???

[Deleted]

They had other children to take. Care of all that

[lilafowler]

That's definitely a boner killer.

[Nonny]

Aug 30, 2014 21:51:36 GMT -5 papie said:

At least we had closed the door and I was able to throw my undies back on before opening?

Then she had to go poop.
Then she was uncomfortable because of her braid which I had to undo.
Then the baby woke up.

I am now nursing the baby.

How the fuck did the Duggars manage to have so many children???

They probably locked their doors.

[Bree Van de Kamp]

This happened to me last night, seconds before dh's hard work paid off for me. Ruined. Fucking ruined.

[papie]

Aug 30, 2014 21:59:32 GMT -5 Nonny said:

Aug 30, 2014 21:51:36 GMT -5 papie said:

At least we had closed the door and I was able to throw my undies back on before opening?

Then she had to go poop.
Then she was uncomfortable because of her braid which I had to undo.
Then the baby woke up.

I am now nursing the baby.

How the fuck did the Duggars manage to have so many children???

They probably locked their doors.

That doesn't help, unless you can finish while hearing "mommy? Mommy where are you? Waaaaaah!"

[caddywompus]

Holy crap- talk about birth control!

[candyland]

Aug 30, 2014 22:10:01 GMT -5 caddywompus said:

Holy crap- talk about birth control!

This and Chucky Cheese!

[eb777888]

Aug 30, 2014 21:55:19 GMT -5 lilafowler said:

That's definitely a boner killer.

OMG, yes. Nothing ruins the mood faster. NOTHING.

[loremipsum]

Amen. We tried to get it on three times this weekend, with only one success.

I swear kids have some kind of sex radar. :/

[ralphlauren]

Buzz killington strikes again 

[marina007]

Be

[marina007]

Egg

[Deleted]

Aug 30, 2014 21:51:36 GMT -5 papie said:

At least we had closed the door and I was able to throw my undies back on before opening?

Then she had to go poop.
Then she was uncomfortable because of her braid which I had to undo.
Then the baby woke up.

I am now nursing the baby.

How the fuck did the Duggars manage to have so many children???

Blanket Training. There kids can be put on a blanket.& never leave. Even in his 20s I am sure Josh breaks out in a sweat when he sees his mom break out a blankie.

[amandakisser]

Aug 31, 2014 6:33:25 GMT -5 nicbreeful said:

Aug 31, 2014 5:24:18 GMT -5 @savestheday said:

Blanket Training. There kids can be put on a blanket.& never leave. Even in his 20s I am sure Josh breaks out in a sweat when he sees his mom break out a blankie.

How do they train them?  Do they smack them or squirt them with a water bottle like a dog or something?

Yes
Every time the baby tries to crawl off the blanket, you hit him/her (not sure if it's with your hand, a "switch," or what, and I think there's probably more to it than that, but that's the jist of it).


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[sugarbear]

Aug 31, 2014 7:05:52 GMT -5 amandakisser said:

Aug 31, 2014 6:33:25 GMT -5 nicbreeful said:

How do they train them?  Do they smack them or squirt them with a water bottle like a dog or something?

Yes
Every time the baby tries to crawl off the blanket, you hit him/her (not sure if it's with your hand, a "switch," or what, and I think there's probably more to it than that, but that's the jist of it).


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Seriously? This is a thing?