@ Labor Day randoms

[laurenpetro]

WHY WAS MY SONS' BEDROOM COVERED IN SHIT THIS MORNING?

All I wanted was sex, dammit.

[eponinepontmercy]

I was going to complain about Abby getting up at 6:00, but you win.

[meshaliuknits]

Dude. That is wrong on many levels.

Sent from my EVO

[penguingrrl]

OMG that's awful!

[Deleted]

OMG. I'm pretty sure you can blame someone on this board. I'm also pretty sure origami sympathizes with you 100%

[darnkatz]

Oh god. That sucks so bad. I'm so sorry.

My complaint? Why the fuck isn't it Wednesday yet? I NEED SCHOOL TO START.

[ringstrue]

I plan on complaining about my pregnant palsy-ass to you people every day until one or the other goes away. Today the crappy part is my damn lower lip that won't move back or forward, which makes both drinking and biting a "fun" challenge.

DD has a mild cough. Which never really stays "mild". Kindy starts Thursday. If she gets a cold this week, I quit.

[IIOY]

Oh lord, Lauren. That sounds like a complete nightmare.

My random: I'm at the pool for the last day of the season and I'm watching a young kid sass the hell out of his parents. His parents are looking at each other, shaking their heads, and generally acting like they have no control over the situation. They are also arguing with *each other* over how to appease the child rather than putting that little shit in his place. Y'all know I hate this so, so much.

[eclaires]

We went to the pool early today and had lunch there so we are now back home. I'm glad we did that because it was empty until like the last hour when the assholes showed up! Jackson was playing with some kids and they all had light saber noodles and the other kids were hitting him with them. Jackson is such a rule follower (we are very anti hitting in our house) he wasn't hitting back and was just hitting their savers. MH got him out of the pool and told him he should hit back and then sent him back in. Unfortunately for those kids, Jackson is bigger and stronger so he immediately bested them once the gentle giant was unleashed. I wanted to cheer for him lol.

[osulori]

Ugh Lauren

AJ has been full of ridiculous today. He now responds with oof when you ask him what a dog says...and what a cat says. And a duck too. But its a start. He also tried to brush his hair (mind you he still has none) and actually regular crawled across the room instead of army crawling. It only took 13.5 months...

[StrawberryBlondie]

We're starting H on solids tonight. Hold me.

[thejackpot]

Yikes! That sounds awful. Poor you.

Both kids have been sick all weekend. We had to cancel everything. I almost cried at the drs office, fuck asthma.

[eponinepontmercy]

This child is exhausting. She does not stop moving or talking or singing or calling "MAMA" from the moment she wakes up to the moment she goes to sleep.

She'll start listening again eventually, right?

[origami]

Sept 1, 2014 9:22:21 GMT -5 laurenpetro said:

WHY WAS MY SONS' BEDROOM COVERED IN SHIT THIS MORNING?

All I wanted was sex, dammit.

Noooooooooooooo!!! Was it intentional or did he/they forget his ass was covered in poo while he sat on every conceivable surface??

[laurenpetro]

Sept 1, 2014 16:17:54 GMT -5 origami said:

Sept 1, 2014 9:22:21 GMT -5 laurenpetro said:

WHY WAS MY SONS' BEDROOM COVERED IN SHIT THIS MORNING?

All I wanted was sex, dammit.

Noooooooooooooo!!! Was it intentional or did he/they forget his ass was covered in poo while he sat on every conceivable surface??

I'm going with both. I suspect Ben dropped one and Jack was all "SHIT PARTY!!!!!!"

[Deleted]

"Jacob, don't stick the golf caddy under there."

"I not doing nuffin, mama. I don't know what you talkin' 'bout."

"Look, kid, I will take it away if you don't stop."

"But I wanna golf!" (Please reread that Twister Sister style followed by some baby mouth sounds that resemble the next few bars of I wanna rock.)

[pescalita]

A is now emulating the sports he sees on TV. AND he's doing that man thing where they pick up on sports they don't even watch.

Football - he won't play catch, I have to throw the ball away from both of us and then we run for it. Whether he gets it or not he falls in the grass.

Soccer he'll dribble - he's really good at it actually, for under 3 - and then I'm supposed to kick it away from him.

When running across the house he starts out in blocks. As far as I can tell his sole exposure to track is watching a repeat of the 2012 4x100.

[pamela]

Not labor day but I'm not starting a new @randoms. One of our management I sit near has elementary aged triplets. It's entertaining to hear when they or their mother calls him to referee and he puts them on speaker.