Dear Pru: My 11 y.o. daughter is borrowing my "massager"

[eddy]

[mrshandy]

OMG....holy gross and awkward.

[Deleted]

"LOVE MUSCLE"

[Velar Fricative]

[wawa]

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM KID!!! What the hell? There is no WAY at 11 that I didn't know better than to go riffling through my mom's shit. Now that doesn't mean I didn't do it (condoms and seashells in her bedside table. I remember that vividly. razor clams specifically. I think she couldn't come up with anywhere else to put them, but didn't want to trash them. I remember thinking the seashells were weird and just being all, "oh yep, condoms" about the condoms.) but I sure as shit didn't TAKE STUFF and then ask her for it back once she hid it from me?

Can we say boundary issues?

[EloiseWeenie]

WHY WOULD SHE LET HER DAUGHTER BORROW IT IN THE FIRST PLACE?!?!?!?!?!

[mcsangel2]

Sept 18, 2014 13:38:27 GMT -5 eddy said:

This, like x1000.

[Velar Fricative]

I'm picture her as the mom. Just replace condom with "my back massager":

[Deleted]

Oh no. No. That needs to be burned, there is no sharing that stuff.

I remember my grandparents had the 'Joy of Sex' on their living room bookcase; when I stayed over, I usually used the sofa bed in the living room. I couldn't wait until everyone went to bed so I could go through the pics. But then the book mysteriously disappeared

[Deleted]

Look, since eddy found the appropriate gif off the bat, imma just say this. The minute my child found *that* "massager" would be the minute *that* "massager" ended up in the garbage.

Also, I am clearly not sex positive because 11 is far too young for battery operated stimulus. You can't have it. You're too young andalsoplus, get the fuck out of my room. You have hands and guess what? They are free all fucking day.

GET OFF MY LAWN!

[EloiseWeenie]

One day that 11 year old girl is going to grow up and realize that her mom shared her vibrator with her.

[msmerymac]

Messy psychologically? Um, yeah. Imagine this girl in 10 or 20 years remembering that, in retrospect, she borrowed her mom's vibrator.

[FloFTW]

Sept 18, 2014 13:51:48 GMT -5 msmerymac said:

Messy psychologically? Um, yeah. Imagine this girl in 10 or 20 years remembering that, in retrospect, she borrowed her mom's vibrator.

I think in like 3 years. Oh god oh god.

[AAM2012]

So gross..on so many levels.

[mbcdefg]

[iammalcolmx]

WHY IS SHE SHARING A VIBRATOR WITH HER DAUGHTER???

[Deleted]

Damn entitled kids these days!

GET OFF MY LAWN! GIVE ME BACK MY VIBRATOR!

[chchchia]

Oh God, I hope it was washed. Even if it was, I am thinking baout puking in my mouth reading that.

[overture]

Sept 18, 2014 13:41:44 GMT -5 EloiseWeenie said:

WHY WOULD SHE LET HER DAUGHTER BORROW IT IN THE FIRST PLACE?!?!?!?!?!

Omg.  Even if you had no reason to suspect that she was using it on anything but sore muscles, there should be a basic rule here: If it's had your vag juice on it, DON'T HAND IT TO YOUR KID.

[josieposy]

Well I know what she's getting for Christmas.

[sunterp]

Again my mind is forever unclean, thanks CEP. No, this is not a share object. Hell, I don't even share my candy bars with my daughter. Get your own kid! Also, the parent needs to have a talk about boundaries and appropriate levels of stimulation.

[iammalcolmx]

Sept 18, 2014 15:02:37 GMT -5 josieposy said:

Well I know what she's getting for Christmas.

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[Deleted]

In my experience of working with the general public and hearing crazy ass stories, this really doesn't surprise me.

But holy shit, that mom needs to get it together. Why are you writing a newspaper to ask if sharing a vibrator with your 11 year old is ok?

[mbcdefg]

I don't even know at what point, if any, I'd feel comfortable buying her one of her own. Or even telling her where to get one herself.

[wawa]

Sept 18, 2014 15:22:15 GMT -5 mbcdefg said:

I don't even know at what point, if any, I'd feel comfortable buying her one of her own. Or even telling her where to get one herself.

when she's old enough for her own, she's also old enough to WORK THE DAMN GOOGLES and figure it out.  Besides, don't they sell "back massagers" at spencers?

[gault]

Sept 18, 2014 13:51:48 GMT -5 msmerymac said:

Messy psychologically? Um, yeah. Imagine this girl in 10 or 20 years remembering that, in retrospect, she borrowed her mom's vibrator.

AND ASKED HER MOM FOR IT.  This wasn't sneaking around, this was "do you have the Grey Poupon?"

[mrsukyankee]

And another teenager who could use my psychological services.

[blink]

Sept 18, 2014 14:59:18 GMT -5 overture said:

Sept 18, 2014 13:41:44 GMT -5 EloiseWeenie said:

WHY WOULD SHE LET HER DAUGHTER BORROW IT IN THE FIRST PLACE?!?!?!?!?!

Omg.  Even if you had no reason to suspect that she was using it on anything but sore muscles, there should be a basic rule here: If it's had your vag juice on it, DON'T HAND IT TO YOUR KID.

I can't believe this even needs to be stated. Ew, ew, ew.

[cookiemdough]

I want to go back into my bubble.

[tacosforlife]

I need brain bleach to cleanse this knowledge from my brain.