Dear Pru: Should I blackmail an ex who is a celebrity?

[wawa]

LOLOLOL! Best Pru answer ever.

[ijack]

I'm dying to know what this fetish is

[Velar Fricative]

Sept 18, 2014 13:44:17 GMT -5 ijack said:

I'm dying to know what this fetish is

I AM NOT

[pixy0stix]

I'm going to start modding every post that claims things are fake. Just go with it!

[cville]

At least this answer was somewhat timely. I always feel badly for people who write like "I am not sure if I should go to my family reunion because my first cousin, who was my first same-sex sexual experience, will be there with his new wife and child and I know he's still on grindr." And then Prudie answers months after the reunion occurred.

[katietornado]

I am pretty imaginative, but I'm having a lot of trouble understanding wtf could possibly be a fetish involving WORMS.

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Sept 18, 2014 14:11:25 GMT -5 cville said:

At least this answer was somewhat timely. I always feel badly for people who write like "I am not sure if I should go to my family reunion because my first cousin, who was my first same-sex sexual experience, will be there with his new wife and child and I know he's still on grindr." And then Prudie answers months after the reunion occurred.

So you're guessing George Clooney?

[AAM2012]

I think we need a Dear Pru board for all these lovelies!

[heyjude]

Kanye! Because he is so slimey.

[sushi]

The worms crawl in. The worms crawl out. Into your stomach and out your mouth.

[Michelle]

i am sure the worm thing involved the butt. the weird fetishes always involve the butt.

[mbcdefg]

Maybe it's Joe Rogan and he'd climb in those worm coffins after Fear Factor wrapped up shooting for the day.

[heyjude]

BRAD PITT!!!!

[Michelle]

I don't want to know about anyone having any worm fetishes. I really don't. That bitch can keep that information to herself and she needs to go sit in the corner for wanting to profit off the situation.

Pru should threaten to blackmail her! She got down with the worms too.

EW

[ChillyMcFreeze]

She makes it sound like he only recently became famous. I'm saying Cumby.

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Sept 18, 2014 15:03:37 GMT -5 sushi said:

The worms crawl in. The worms crawl out. Into your stomach and out your mouth.

The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out. The worms play pinochle with your snout. A big green worm with rolling eyes crawls in your stomach and out your eyes.

Because I still have that shit memorized from that dumb book lol

[StrawberryBlondie]

Why did my head go to Tom Cruise?

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Sept 18, 2014 15:20:36 GMT -5 ChillyMcFreeze said:

She makes it sound like he only recently became famous. I'm saying Cumby.

Cumby isn't about to get married. He hasn't even copped to having a girlfriend.

And I won't vote for Brad because now you have something to say? After all this time? Unless Robin Givens just wants a little cash.

[pixy0stix]

Sept 18, 2014 15:20:36 GMT -5 ChillyMcFreeze said:

She makes it sound like he only recently became famous. I'm saying Cumby.

YAS! Alien boy has to have some fetishes.

[heyjude]

Cumby is British. I don't think his exes write into Prudie.

[pixy0stix]

[ChillyMcFreeze]

Sept 18, 2014 15:26:01 GMT -5 @helenabonhamcarter said:

Sept 18, 2014 15:20:36 GMT -5 ChillyMcFreeze said:

She makes it sound like he only recently became famous. I'm saying Cumby.

Cumby isn't about to get married. He hasn't even copped to having a girlfriend.

And I won't vote for Brad because now you have something to say? After all this time? Unless Robin Givens just wants a little cash.

Darn you're right. And I agree it's not someone whose been around forever...

[decemberwedding07]

Sept 18, 2014 15:00:40 GMT -5 @soudesafinado said:

Sept 18, 2014 15:00:03 GMT -5 @helenabonhamcarter said:

So you're guessing George Clooney?

I was. LOL

I'm betting it was whoever Jenny McCarthy married. You know something's not right with him.

[decemberwedding07]

And she doesn't need to bribe him, if he's really that famous, she could sell it to TMZ for $$$

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Sept 18, 2014 16:17:14 GMT -5 decemberwedding07 said:

And she doesn't need to bribe him, if he's really that famous, she could sell it to TMZ for $$$

Yes but she's trying to pretend that she's not an utter piece of shit and keep it private. LIke it's not blackmail if she goes to him and not TMZ.

Because she doesn't watch Law and Order.

Really, everyone should watch Law and Order. There really aren't a whole lot of situations in life one can't use life lessons from Briscoe, Logan, Jack McCoy, and Benson and Stabler to resolve. At least American problems that don't involve the British Peerage.