just killed huge spider on dh's blanket

[persa]

Ew.

I have a spider story: I killed a spider on the floor the other night and when I smashed it, about a hundred baby spiders scattered everywhere so I had to kill all of those babies. I felt so guilty. I think it was a wolf spider, the ones that carry their babies on their back. Ew.

[thinkofthesoldiers]

Sept 21, 2014 12:48:30 GMT -5 persa said:

Ew.

I have a spider story: I killed a spider on the floor the other night and when I smashed it, about a hundred baby spiders scattered everywhere so I had to kill all of those babies. I felt so guilty. I think it was a wolf spider, the ones that carry their babies on their back. Ew.

I hate you. I don't mind spider stories. SINGULAR spider stories. This? TOO FUCKING MUCH.

[bonquiqui]

Sept 21, 2014 12:48:30 GMT -5 persa said:

Ew.

I have a spider story: I killed a spider on the floor the other night and when I smashed it, about a hundred baby spiders scattered everywhere so I had to kill all of those babies. I felt so guilty. I think it was a wolf spider, the ones that carry their babies on their back. Ew.

Horrifying

[persa]

Sept 21, 2014 12:50:49 GMT -5 thinkofthesoldiers said:

Sept 21, 2014 12:48:30 GMT -5 persa said:

Ew.

I have a spider story: I killed a spider on the floor the other night and when I smashed it, about a hundred baby spiders scattered everywhere so I had to kill all of those babies. I felt so guilty. I think it was a wolf spider, the ones that carry their babies on their back. Ew.

I hate you. I don't mind spider stories. SINGULAR spider stories. This? TOO FUCKING MUCH.

Lol, sorry. "The stuff nightmares are made of" is how someone described it to me when I told that story the other day.

[persa]

Sorry suesue, I wasn't trying to one up. And I'd be happy to delete the story but everyone's already quoted it.

[persa]

Sept 21, 2014 12:55:03 GMT -5 @cse1960 said:

Sept 21, 2014 12:53:48 GMT -5 persa said:

Sorry suesue, I wasn't trying to one up. And I'd be happy to delete the story but everyone's already quoted it.

lol no problem! I am glad someone has a worse spider story than me!


Edit: I stepped on one barefoot once, how's that? Worse than yours? 

Ew, yes! Unless it was also a wolf spider with a hundred babies

ETA, meaning it's worse than my story and could only be more worse if it was a wolf spider you stepped on barefoot.

[flex]

Did your DH spot it before you did the deed? If so, how did he react to it? Did he scream like a girl or just let you handle it?

[flex]

Sounds like a good scene for a comedy t.v. show! lol

[prettyinpink]

Yuck! I hate spiders.

[sparkythelawyer]

Aw man, now you're going to have to burn your whole house down.

[blondemoment123]

Take him to the vet just in case.

[RoxMonster]

You wasted yummy cookies on a spider? LOL.

[thinkofthesoldiers]

Sept 21, 2014 15:23:58 GMT -5 Queen Dick, Hibernating Bear said:

If a spider is hanging in its web in the same spot for days on end does that mean it's dead?

No, it is stalking you.

[UnderProtest]

I must know what kind of cookies were spilled to know how much of a travesty this event was.

On another note, is fear of spiders genetic? I swear to God that I muffle my screams and have not freaked out over bugs, but my not even three year old daughter screams bloody murder if she sees one or, like tonight, hears me say there is a spider (she never saw it).

[thinkofthesoldiers]

Sept 21, 2014 17:57:49 GMT -5 Queen Dick, Hibernating Bear said:

Sept 21, 2014 17:49:13 GMT -5 thinkofthesoldiers said:

No, it is stalking you.

It must be your mom, then. 

Could be. She's creepy as fuck.