come on internet! entertian me

[ESF]

H is out of town. I did makeup experiments. After I did it, I realized I looked like Kristen Stewart on crack. I was too lazy to wash it off. So I'm rocking the crack look, and now I am drinking a martini and watching Parenthood.

[meshaliuknits]

you can troll the internet looking for Halloween crafts. Isn't that how everyone spends late September?

Sent from my EVO

[pixy0stix]

I'm drinking beer and wandering around the webs. I keep hinting to dh to go get me icecream. So far no go.

[meshaliuknits]

Also there's a new nugget sister post on ML if you need LOLs!

Sent from my EVO

[Deleted]

I am so damned bored. I'm always fucking bored on Friday nights. My husband works nights but not Friday nights so he stays up all day and then falls asleep early as shit. The kids go to bed and then I sit here. The shit I usually do at night, like watch girly movies and shit doesn't get done because my husband is sleeping. It's booooooooring.

[pixy0stix]

DH bought this:



I have no idea what he's going to do with it.

[gpw]

I'm watching 20/20 and trying to make sense of what Slender Man is. I mean, I've used the Googles, but I still don't quite understand.

[meshaliuknits]

Sept 26, 2014 21:23:15 GMT -5 @majorwife said:

i wish DH and i went to halloween parties. i would love to do a couples costume one year

I'm trying to figure out how to make a Cyborg headpiece for H because we might be able to hit my friends annual party this year & I need his costume to be less lame. Maybe duct tape?

Sent from my EVO

[ESF]

Sept 26, 2014 21:23:20 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

I'm drinking beer and wandering around the webs. I keep hinting to dh to go get me icecream. So far no go.

Tell him if he doesn't, you will take your Vice 3 palette and do this to your face.

[bad picture was here]

PS don't quote because am taking this shit down

PPS where did the attachment option in tapatalk go???

[pixy0stix]

That would not phase him, sadly.

[pixy0stix]

Sept 26, 2014 21:27:48 GMT -5 @majorwife said:

i dont like that pixy.

maybe he will make a labyrinth

This is something else I keep hinting at him. I also said I'd get a grecian goddess costume and we could be a couple. I got a look. sigh... he's no fun.

[pixy0stix]

Sept 26, 2014 21:26:51 GMT -5 gpw said:

I'm watching 20/20 and trying to make sense of what Slender Man is. I mean, I've used the Googles, but I still don't quite understand.

made up scary dude, like the guy with the hook that used to be popular when we were little.

[gpw]

Sept 26, 2014 21:29:52 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

Sept 26, 2014 21:26:51 GMT -5 gpw said:

I'm watching 20/20 and trying to make sense of what Slender Man is. I mean, I've used the Googles, but I still don't quite understand.

made up scary dude, like the guy with the hook that used to be popular when we were little.

guy with the hook?  

[pixy0stix]

Sept 26, 2014 21:30:39 GMT -5 gpw said:

Sept 26, 2014 21:29:52 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

made up scary dude, like the guy with the hook that used to be popular when we were little.

guy with the hook?  

"and the kids were making out in the car. suddenly they heard a screeching. They turned to look out the back window and there he was, THE GUY WITH THE HOOK!"

[pixy0stix]

Sept 26, 2014 21:32:58 GMT -5 @majorwife said:

im king shit of this dish mountain tonight

Nope. Time to burn it down.

[ESF]

This is entertaining.

www.mommyish.com/2014/09/23/mom-bakes-vagina-cookies-for-second-graders/

And sex positive.

[pixy0stix]

Where have you been? We've talked about the vag cookies.

[pixy0stix]

And now I want frosting.

[gpw]

Sept 26, 2014 21:33:18 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

Sept 26, 2014 21:30:39 GMT -5 gpw said:

guy with the hook?  

"and the kids were making out in the car. suddenly they heard a screeching. They turned to look out the back window and there he was, THE GUY WITH THE HOOK!"

ok, I never heard of that...but were kids trying to kill each other for the dude with the hook?

[ESF]

Sept 26, 2014 21:37:54 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

Where have you been? We've talked about the vag cookies.

Shit, sorry.

Every time I open CEP, I look for the makeup thread. Then after I do that, I skim the actual news titles. I miss a lot.

[pixy0stix]

Sept 26, 2014 21:39:06 GMT -5 gpw said:

Sept 26, 2014 21:33:18 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

"and the kids were making out in the car. suddenly they heard a screeching. They turned to look out the back window and there he was, THE GUY WITH THE HOOK!"

ok, I never heard of that...but were kids trying to kill each other for the dude with the hook?

Probably. We just didn't have as connected news agencies to spread the fear like we do now.

[gpw]

Sept 26, 2014 21:41:14 GMT -5 @majorwife said:

Sept 26, 2014 21:39:06 GMT -5 gpw said:

ok, I never heard of that...but were kids trying to kill each other for the dude with the hook?

what?

its a variation of the kids making out in the car and the dude goes out to investigate a noise and then she hears a scratching on the car and its his dead, hanging body, rubbing the roof of the car.

or dont have teen sex

I'm apparently really, really old.

[pixy0stix]

Sept 26, 2014 21:41:14 GMT -5 @majorwife said:

Sept 26, 2014 21:39:06 GMT -5 gpw said:

ok, I never heard of that...but were kids trying to kill each other for the dude with the hook?

what?

its a variation of the kids making out in the car and the dude goes out to investigate a noise and then she hears a scratching on the car and its his dead, hanging body, rubbing the roof of the car.

or dont have teen sex

Slenderman is the guy the 2 teen girls tried to kill the 3rd girl over. The victim was found barely still alive. One or both of the other girls seems to be mentally disturbed. That's what g is alluding too.

[pixy0stix]

I want to know why I keep all this useless knowledge in my head.

[pixy0stix]

Sept 26, 2014 21:45:29 GMT -5 @majorwife said:

Sept 26, 2014 21:44:06 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

Slenderman is the guy the 2 teen girls tried to kill the 3rd girl over. The victim was found barely still alive. One or both of the other girls seems to be mentally disturbed. That's what g is alluding too.

yeah, i know.

but your man with the hook story was the same as the boyfriend hanging from the tree story.

WHO DO YOU THINK PUT HIM IN THE TREE PIXY!?!?

THE GUY WITH THE FUCKING HOOK!

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gpw, is the story referring to those attacks? Because there is some real fucking confusion going on in the reporting of that.

Slenderman is a game, kind of Blair Witchy where you wander about and try not to get fucked up my Slender Man in the dark. It's not gory from what I've seen. It's just creepy and scares the shit out of you because you're staring at the screen and all of the sudden, OMG, THERE HE IS, RUN! Like that. Whatever.

So some dude starts a website or message board where people discuss scary stories. People post stories and others rate them (I think.) Some people claim the shit really happened to them. Some people are just writing creepy stories. There are a host of popular topics and one of them is based on the Slenderman game, expanding on that premise. So basically Twilight fan fic using the game.

So people keep talking about it as if people are trying to replicate the game when really, the game is rather irrelevant.

[gpw]

Welp. Slender Man looks really, really, tall. I bet he put the dude in the tree.

[pixy0stix]

[pixy0stix]

Sept 26, 2014 21:48:51 GMT -5 gpw said:

Welp. Slender Man looks really, really, tall. I bet he put the dude in the tree.

I wonder who would win a cage match? The man with the hook or slenderman?

[pixy0stix]

Sept 26, 2014 21:50:34 GMT -5 @majorwife said:

what year did the blair witch project come out? 1998?

i had a panic attack after seeing that, it scared me so bad. my BFF at the time got me drunk to help and just kept screaming, "They were just sticks, sarahbeth!! JUST FUCKING STICKS!!!!"

lol

LOLOLOLOL!

omg, I got soooo sick watching that movie. It was like being drunk.