AH. In this case, very matter of factly. Very briskly sympathetic. Do not look him directly in the eyes.
"Those rashes are no fun. When you wash, be sure to rinse really well; leftover soap can make your skin break out anywhere so you don't want any left on. Maybe we need to get you some hypoallergenic wash, so this won't happen anymore. Here's some hydrocortisone cream, put that on; it's good for getting rid of the itchy part of a rash."
If he's uncircumcised and it's under his foreskin, just tell him "Oh, that can get itchy in there, can't it. Be sure to pull the skin back when you wash, and don't leave a single soap bubble under there, rinse really well with clear water. If that does not help, along with the cortisone, let me know and we'll ask the dr. This happens with a lot of boys when they're growing up."
Just as though you were talking about a zit on his face.
Uhm. SueSue can I rent you out for when E starts needing these talks?? Because I am not prepared for this. lolol
What? No way. There's a picture in the box. Have at it, chica.
I have HORRIBLE memories of this. AND THOSE PICTURES ARE MISLEADING. I remember not knowing to push the plunger and walked around with the plastic applicator up my vagina thinking "this is not comfortable. this cannot be right". My mom had to show me.
Post by whitemerlot on Sept 30, 2014 8:20:27 GMT -5
@cse1960 I'm going to need a commitment that you're still going to be posting for the next 20 years or so because my kids are toddlers and I will need some advice.
This thread is killing me and my worst nightmare all wrapped up in one. I hope we are still here in 5 years so I can search for @cse1960's manuscript on penis washing.
@cse1960 I'm going to need a commitment that you're still going to be posting for the next 20 years or so because my kids are toddlers and I will need some advice.
Don't blink an eyelash. Brisk and empathetic. You have got this.
I imagine it is MUCH easier than teaching a hormonal 13 yo girl to use a tampon.
My mom never taught me! I had my period for my senior prom, so I figured it out on my own. VISUAL LEARNER. ThAnks for the instructions, tampax!
Neither did mine. She said "don't use tampons or you won't be a virgin anymore". Wtf mom? My friend and I coached each other at the pool through the bathroom stall. "How deep do you think it needs to go?" "Omg what if it falls out?"
Post by speckledfrog on Sept 30, 2014 8:42:20 GMT -5
I taught my college roommate to use a tampon. We went over the pictures, discussed appropriate angle, and then I sent her in with two with the instructions that if it hurt it was definitely not in right and to try again. Success. Go, Lisa!
My mom never taught me! I had my period for my senior prom, so I figured it out on my own. VISUAL LEARNER. ThAnks for the instructions, tampax!
I wore a pad until I was 22.
I still prefer them.
My Mom never used a tampon.
Me too. My mom never taught me how to use a tampon so I figured it out on my own. I tried them a few times in high school/college but they were super uncomfortable until after I had sex for the first time. *shrug*
I had to live the tampon nightmare when my teenager got her 2nd period during a dance competition. It was traumatizing for both of us and is an experience I will not forget.
She is adamant about not wanting anything "in there, so I guess I don't have to worry about her going out and having sex? lol
I also have an 11 year old son and there is no way he masturbates, right?! Nooooooo
My mom never taught me! I had my period for my senior prom, so I figured it out on my own. VISUAL LEARNER. ThAnks for the instructions, tampax!
Neither did mine. She said "don't use tampons or you won't be a virgin anymore". Wtf mom? My friend and I coached each other at the pool through the bathroom stall. "How deep do you think it needs to go?" "Omg what if it falls out?"
my mom told me I could use tampons "after I had babies". This led me to sneaking them, and the above mentioned situation.
Neither did mine. She said "don't use tampons or you won't be a virgin anymore". Wtf mom? My friend and I coached each other at the pool through the bathroom stall. "How deep do you think it needs to go?" "Omg what if it falls out?"
my mom told me I could use tampons "after I had babies". This led me to sneaking them, and the above mentioned situation.
And my mom's a nurse! I don't get it.
Sometimes I think we really have the same mom, lol