NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! That baby is not one. JUST SAY NO TO 1!!!!
Happy birthday to her, and happy surviving 1 year of motherhood to you, Velar!!!
And here's my Wed random... this kid is 8. WTF. NOT COOL, JACKSON. You're growing up too fast. I can barely type that he's 8 without tearing up. Soon he's going to be 18 and he's not going to want me to go to college with him or have "home college" - despite me telling him I think we should sign a contract about that since he says it alllllllll the time.
I'm telling you... our conversations about getting kids to eat and potty training and lack of sleep are going to - - - before we know it - - - turn into conversations about letting them wear makeup and date and what colleges to look into.
Last night all 3 of my boys had dance party in the kitchen. My almost 4 year old knows the dance moves to Shake a Tail Feather from The Blues Brothers.
I'm telling you... our conversations about getting kids to eat and potty training and lack of sleep are going to - - - before we know it - - - turn into conversations about letting them wear makeup and date and what colleges to look into.
YOU SHUT UP
Andy will be 2 forever. Call me Mama forever. Be squishy and kissable forever.
Happy birthday to baby A, Velar Fricative ! I can't believe she is ONE!
I just finished making S's invite. Well, the first draft. I'm debating on one photo square and have 2 versions - one zoomed in, one zoomed out. Decisions decisions.
I won't wish your child a happy birthday velar, because I refuse to admit it's been a year already.
My kid related news - my sister's EDD for #3 was 10 days ago. Her regular cervix status updates to me are definitely tinged with a pretty solid dose of bitterness at this point. She was hoping that her bits would have figured out how this works by now (she had one 42 week induction, and one 40 weeker where her water broke but she never really went into labor and had to get the Pitocin anyway), but nope. She really hates hospitals and was hoping to have her hippy dippy birth center experience finally - but if she needs the Pitocin they'll send her next door to the hospital from the jump. Sad trombone.
But at least I know I wont' get a middle of the night call and can instead just head her way in a organized and leisurely fashion.
Oh yeah, and a friend (Carl's fraternity brother's wife) was induced first thing Monday morning and we haven't heard anything yet. There's a million non-worrisome possible reasons for this, but Carl is getting antsy.
Oh yeah, and a friend (Carl's fraternity brother's wife) was induced first thing Monday morning and we haven't heard anything yet. There's a million non-worrisome possible reasons for this, but Carl is getting antsy.
Any word yet? My induction process took a while so it doesn't necessarily mean anything bad!
Oh yeah, and a friend (Carl's fraternity brother's wife) was induced first thing Monday morning and we haven't heard anything yet. There's a million non-worrisome possible reasons for this, but Carl is getting antsy.
Any word yet? My induction process took a while so it doesn't necessarily mean anything bad!
We finally got a text this afternoon, he was born yesterday morning! They're going home tomorrow, so it looks like everything went great. The baby is like, cherubic (CEP level adorable newborn), and I'm a fraternity aunt once more!
it's Thursday, but I'm not seeing a new thread and I don't feel like making one.
My child pointed to my stomach last night and said, "baby? baby?" repeatedly. AFAIK I'm not KTFU. I am however TTC. Mildly freaked out because I am superstitious as fuck when TTC, but I'm pretty sure it's too early in my cycle to even be pregnant. But hey maybe my kid psychically senses sperm and an egg hanging out in my fallopian tube or something. Other possibility is that she's calling me fat.
it's Thursday, but I'm not seeing a new thread and I don't feel like making one.
My child pointed to my stomach last night and said, "baby? baby?" repeatedly. AFAIK I'm not KTFU. I am however TTC. Mildly freaked out because I am superstitious as fuck when TTC, but I'm pretty sure it's too early in my cycle to even be pregnant. But hey maybe my kid psychically senses sperm and an egg hanging out in my fallopian tube or something. Other possibility is that she's calling me fat.
it's Thursday, but I'm not seeing a new thread and I don't feel like making one.
My child pointed to my stomach last night and said, "baby? baby?" repeatedly. AFAIK I'm not KTFU. I am however TTC. Mildly freaked out because I am superstitious as fuck when TTC, but I'm pretty sure it's too early in my cycle to even be pregnant. But hey maybe my kid psychically senses sperm and an egg hanging out in my fallopian tube or something. Other possibility is that she's calling me fat.
My child pointed to my stomach last night and said, "baby? baby?" repeatedly. AFAIK I'm not KTFU. I am however TTC. Mildly freaked out because I am superstitious as fuck when TTC, but I'm pretty sure it's too early in my cycle to even be pregnant. But hey maybe my kid psychically senses sperm and an egg hanging out in my fallopian tube or something. Other possibility is that she's calling me fat.
How cool would it be if she's right? (about being pregnant, not being fat, lol). I think kids have a stronger 6th sense than the rest of us sometimes. C often talks about his '2 older brothers' for no apparent reason; but I had two losses before having C, so hey, maybe they are keeping tabs on him.
Starting next week, daycare has decided that show and tell day must be tied to the letter of the week. I feel like it takes a lot of fun out of it, because C gets pretty excited about picking out something random that he wants to bring in to the class. And of all things they're starting with the letter 'I'; what the eff begins with I in a kid's world? Ice tray, picture of an Igloo, map of Iceland? C had a plastic Iguana grabby toy, but it broke this summer, darn it...