Post by amberlyrose on Oct 1, 2014 23:59:30 GMT -5
"Oh Fuck. Bobcat." on a dark, snowy night in the mountains while walking your dogs, it's totally cool to slowly walk the other way without notice, right? Even after person says, "oh wait, I mean it's just a small cat. Not a bobcat!"
Because DH is making fun of me. Fuck that shit, you and your dog can get mauled by mittens or Tony the Tiger. I'm out!
Apparently my husband. He says he just said the wrong word because he was thinking lynx or something smaller. Whatever, he's getting eaten and I get his life insurance.
Look, I left my 2-year-old child unattended at the science museum once I realized we were standing in front of a tank full of giant hissing cockroaches. Just turned around and walked right the fuck out of the room. So obviously I'm team you here.
Team You. Definitely! You don't wait around for confirmation if somebody just spits that out, you head for the hills! (Slowly and calmly, so as not to incite being chased -- but still!)