Not pet related but when we were in San Francisco on holiday, DH had ordered a corn dog on fisherman's wharf. He looooves corn dogs, but never gets to eat them because they don't sell them here in Norway. It was still a bit warm from the fryer, so he held it while we walked over to see the seals (? Sea lions?). Anyway, I feel a sudden gust of wind and SWOOP, a big fat seagull grabs the entire thing in its beak and more or less swallows it whole. DH was very disappointed.
BFF puppysat his sisters very large husky, Cookie,one week while they were on vacation. He came home after work to find huge piles of sick through the house, soaked into the carpet, through the backyard and Cookie very bloated and lethargic.
Cookie wasn't happy that her people weren't home so she ate the bottom half of the door off the walk-in pantry. Then ate everything on the shelves she could reach including 10+/- boxes of uncooked pasta, 2 cartons of cigarettes, Girl Scout cookies and we think some jello snack packs. The pasta swelled in her belly after she drank water so she couldn't move. Poor thing was sick for almost a week. The carpet needed lots of professional help too.
OMG! I forgot about this one. Stella has a thing for clean diapers, like fresh out of the package. She got into an entire bag once and ate a ton, then the diaper gel swelled in her stomach and she puked everywherrrre. Pure diaper gel barf all over the yard. That stuff doesn't wash away. :/
She stole it off if the table when dh wasn't looking. She looks pregnant.
We are attempting to shame her but you can see the "not sorry" in her eyes.
This tops her previous best haul of an entire sonic cheeseburger, minus the pickles she daintily left behind, placed neatly on the foil wrapper.
Our yellow lab, Tanner, gets a sonic burger as a rare treat. He eats the entire thing then ever so gingerly spits out the pickles whole and unmarked. It's the oddest thing.
Post by compassrose on Oct 20, 2014 7:02:37 GMT -5
My doxie jumped up on my friend's lap to steal food off of her plate when we had the audacity to eat on her couch instead of at the table. I nearly died of shame, as said friend has a very well trained German Shepard. #petparentingfail
Harpo was put into the garage so floors could be washed. A couple hours later, the BF threw him into the car to take him for his walk at the park at the other end of town. While the dog was in the garage, he ate the coffee can of pork fat from the pork butt we had smoked earlier.
Harpo is a long haired dog and while at the park, had diarrhea from hell so he soiled himself badly. So the BF is in a quandary as to how to get the dog home as there were no butt washing facilities nearby. BF finally walked to a local business that had a hose hooked up in the back, and they let him do a butt wash.
Same dog also got into the bag of handmade truffles that BF had bought or Christmas presents one year. $150 of designer truffles was thrown up all over the house, along with a $200 visit to the emergency vet.