Hi PCE - We've been reviewing our Democratic supporter records in advance of the Federal Election Commission deadline. If you're planning to contribute to our campaign to win a Democratic Majority for President Obama, it's critical that you make your donation in the next 24 hours. We're relying on your support: 80% of our contributions are $35 or less.
Enjoy your weekend, and thank you ever so much.
Remember to post this once an hour every hour, the same as the Real DNC sends emails to me. Kthxbye!
Also, pro tip, don't use bacon grease on your face, YWIA.
Nitrate-free grass-fed bacon grease is good for you. Next time you typical-American-diet losers are shoving pop tarts down your gullets, think about it.
Everyone, we could beat ebola if only we had your $5.
Just $5.
Or EVIL WILL TRIUMPH ON THE EARTH.
NO! Ebola is only here because of abortion. We need to abstain ladies!
Sent from my SGH-T889 using proboards
actually, it's the men that need to abstain for up to 3 months after survival. (not that anyone's surviving, bitches!) I am sexually transmittable through semen, among my other talents!
Hi PCE - We've been reviewing our Democratic supporter records in advance of the Federal Election Commission deadline. If you're planning to contribute to our campaign to win a Democratic Majority for President Obama, it's critical that you make your donation in the next 24 hours. We're relying on your support: 80% of our contributions are $35 or less.
Enjoy your weekend, and thank you ever so much.
Remember to post this once an hour every hour, the same as the Real DNC sends emails to me. Kthxbye!
Yes, increasingly desperate emails every hour until you finally declare ALL HOPE IS LOST!!!!! Unless you donate $5 RIGHT NOW!!
I wish some of you would stop whining so much. I have some Forbes magazines in my corner office if you'd like to read up on how to solve your own problems.
I wish I could hang around and chat but I have to go meet my bestie at Starbucks before we shop for new Uggs!
My step-dad Garrett lets me have Starbucks when I clean my room. Can you pick me up a Trenti Caramel Chocolate Chip Frappuccino with extra whip and salted sprinkles? Puh-lease.
I wish some of you would stop whining so much. I have some Forbes magazines in my corner office if you'd like to read up on how to solve your own problems.
I see you. And let me just tell you so there's no confusion. It's fine if you want to play on GBCN's AE day. But you still better get your stories in by deadline.
Also, pro tip, don't use bacon grease on your face, YWIA.
Nitrate-free grass-fed bacon grease is good for you. Next time you typical-American-diet losers are shoving pop tarts down your gullets, think about it.
Late because I was busy fighting bullies this morning. All clear now though.
bitch please.
You just keep your paws and CIA-operatives away from my little bundles of joy, please. I am in the middle of making a souffle and homeschooling my daughter anyway and I don't have time for this nonsense.