Can we do an AE intro?

[charleskoch]

Hi there.  I'm Charles Koch.  That's pronounced Coke, as if you didn't already know.  I'm an industrialist billionaire.  As an extremely rich, white, old man, I know what is best for you, your family, your country, and your uterus.  I put my money where my mouth is, donating bazillions of dollars to making sure the right people get elected.  You may have seen my work in swing states, such as NC and OH.

[tres3]

I love what you've done to my school board....

[South African SL Interpreter]

My name is Cabinet Treadmill. I am from East Tajikistan. I am fluent in Antarctican Sign Language.

[gpw]

Oct 31, 2014 7:03:57 GMT -5 South African SL Interpreter said:

My name is Cabinet Treadmill. I am from East Tajikistan. I am fluent in Antarctican Sign Language.

do you have ebola?

(I seriously took a stab that this was an AE for the day)

[MH370]

Looking for me? You'll never find me!

[iammalcolmx]

OMG you guys are killing me. I normally hate AE day

[KB]

I love AE day! Absolutely dead at cokedicks.

[MH370]

Sorry y'all. That's going to take some work to fix. I'll do it while I'm hiding.

[charleskoch]

Oct 31, 2014 7:01:23 GMT -5 tres3 said:

I love what you've done to my school board....

You are welcome.  I believe it is important for all sides of the story to be told, and then allow children to decide.  Did evolution really happen?  Was slavery all that bad?  Can I open a bottle with a pretend butt?

[IIOY]

Oct 31, 2014 7:09:47 GMT -5 KB said:

I love AE day! Absolutely dead at cokedicks.

I hope this one is played out to its full potential.

[StarbucksBarista]

Lol! I love @cokedorothy!

[gpw]

Oct 31, 2014 7:04:18 GMT -5 @dyermaker said:

Somebody say coke? Jacked up an horny over here!

You know you're an easy tell, right???  I wish I didn't already know!

[Deleted]

Good Morning ladies!

[SensitiveRyanGosling]

This board is crazy slow to update today. Let's snuggle while we wait for pages to load.

[sochiresident]

Oct 31, 2014 7:43:18 GMT -5 SensitiveRyanGosling said:

This board is crazy slow to update today. Let's snuggle while we wait for pages to load.

Come snuggle with me. They aren't turning the heat on in Russia until February. 

[Democratic National Commitee]

Hi PCE -
We've been reviewing our Democratic supporter records in advance of the Federal Election Commission deadline. If you're planning to contribute to our campaign to win a Democratic Majority for President Obama, it's critical that you make your donation in the next 24 hours. We're relying on your support: 80% of our contributions are $35 or less.

Enjoy your weekend, and thank you ever so much.

[secretlyevil]

I'm so glad the office is dead and I don't have too much to do. Yay!

[MH370]

Oct 31, 2014 7:41:46 GMT -5 @psl said:

Good Morning ladies!

Can we have some of that up here?  Pickings are getting slim as we circumnavigate the globe yet again.

[grandmagooglesstuff]

mandy patinkin swimsuit

[grandmagooglesstuff]

mandy patinkin wearing swimsuit

[secretlyevil]

Oct 31, 2014 7:54:35 GMT -5 meganheimerphdndjd said:

I don't believe I need an introduction.

great, you're going to get us threatened of being sued.

[SmugCrossfitter]

I'll be back to intro after my WOD.

Have YOU pushed yourself so hard that you vomited blood yet today?

NO EXCUSES.

[sochiresident]

Oct 31, 2014 8:00:04 GMT -5 SmugCrossfitter said:

I'll be back to intro after my WOD.

Have YOU pushed yourself so hard that you vomited blood yet today?

NO EXCUSES.

Not today, but yes. When they made us build the Olympic torch with our own hands. No tools.

[jillboston]

Oct 31, 2014 7:57:40 GMT -5 secretlyevil said:

Oct 31, 2014 7:54:35 GMT -5 meganheimerphdndjd said:

I don't believe I need an introduction.

great, you're going to get us threatened of being sued.

yays!!

[fromdatestodiapers]

Guys, I am here!

Late because I was busy fighting bullies this morning. All clear now though.

[hashtagbasic]

Hiiii! @psl can we be besties forever??? Brb guys I need to find a pumpkin patch for some pictures!

[essentialoils]

Good Morning!

You may have heard of me from one of your friends. I am a safe, all natural, organic, oil that has so many uses! You can use some to clean and disinfect. You can use some to help calm and relax after a long day. You can even treat allergies and common colds. You can also us some to eliminate the symptoms of autism.*

*don't tell the FDA, I said that

[Transitioning Bruce Jenner]

Good morning! You seem like an accepting group of people who are simultaneously interested in LGBT rights and celebrity gossip. That's a hard combination to find!

Any interest in a sub board about remote control helicopters, golf, or washed up decathletes?

[blink]

Oct 31, 2014 7:06:58 GMT -5 MH370 said:

Looking for me? You'll never find me!

Let's play hide and seek.  Don't blink.

[Democratic Party Email]

Oct 31, 2014 7:51:17 GMT -5 Democratic National Commitee said:

Hi PCE -
We've been reviewing our Democratic supporter records in advance of the Federal Election Commission deadline. If you're planning to contribute to our campaign to win a Democratic Majority for President Obama, it's critical that you make your donation in the next 24 hours. We're relying on your support: 80% of our contributions are $35 or less.

Enjoy your weekend, and thank you ever so much.

Have you all received my last emails? Because you haven't donated, WE WILL DEFINITELY LOSE NOW.

Please. Just $5. DONATE.


Donate!!!!


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