It has come to my attention that my daughter's stalker...

[fromdatestodiapers]

Is here.

Seriously, cyberbully-who-shall-not-be-named-for-legal-reasons, stop hacking into our phones and tvs and spying on us and using your middle school connections at the CIA and FBI and AT&T and driving by our house, and now stop posting threads on my internet chat boards.  I mean, THAT is really taking it too far.

I am writing a gut-wrenching expose on this latest development right now.  My millions of readers will then cyberbully you for me because you dared post here.

No, really, I am serious.

[notacatfish]

I'm so sorry that this is happening to you. Is there any way I can help? I'm online almost all the time. I'd be willing to help monitor your online profiles...

[NancyNaturopath]

You should sue them, citing your First Amendment right to be super wrong about everything without criticism.

[fromdatestodiapers]

Oct 31, 2014 11:24:53 GMT -5 meganheimerphdndjd said:

Did you know I have a law degree?

Really?  Can you also help with cyberbullies?  I mean, if you are able to take time away from your legal and medical profession that is.  you sound really busy.

[NancyNaturopath]

Oct 31, 2014 11:26:55 GMT -5 meganheimerphdndjd said:

fromdatestodiapers

I can help with anything. You don't need formal education or credentials to be an expert!

Um, shouldn't you be making your family a priority? If you love your children, why would you direct your attention away from them for even one second to help someone in need?

[bumpjackiebj]

Please let me know it is and I will be happy to ban.

[fromdatestodiapers]

Oct 31, 2014 11:36:23 GMT -5 bumpjackiebj said:

Please let me know it is and I will be happy to ban.

I am no longer allowed to say her name because my lawyer says I cannot do that.  My first lawyer was totally fine with it, but then I had to get a new lawyer (one that passed the bar and everything).  But all of the details are on my blog.  So go read my blog.  BLOG HITS!

[jayde]

[fromdatestodiapers]

Oct 31, 2014 11:59:40 GMT -5 jayde said:

HELP!!!  My family isn't safe anywhere!

HOW DID YOU GET A PICTURE OF MY BED?  I am running to our bedroom right now to start searching for hidden cameras.  I would ask my daughter if she took this picture, but she is in her room quietly studying and I know she would never do such a thing.

[Skyesthelimit1212]

Oct 31, 2014 11:53:27 GMT -5 fromdatestodiapers said:

Oct 31, 2014 11:36:23 GMT -5 bumpjackiebj said:

Please let me know it is and I will be happy to ban.

I am no longer allowed to say her name because my lawyer says I cannot do that.  My first lawyer was totally fine with it, but then I had to get a new lawyer (one that passed the bar and everything).  But all of the details are on my blog.  So go read my blog.  BLOG HITS!

Did he PASS the bar, or pass-out UNDER a bar?

[bumpjackiebj]

Oct 31, 2014 11:53:27 GMT -5 fromdatestodiapers said:

Oct 31, 2014 11:36:23 GMT -5 bumpjackiebj said:

Please let me know it is and I will be happy to ban.

I am no longer allowed to say her name because my lawyer says I cannot do that.  My first lawyer was totally fine with it, but then I had to get a new lawyer (one that passed the bar and everything).  But all of the details are on my blog.  So go read my blog.  BLOG HITS!

Self promotion is banned. Please adhere to the TOS.

[goopygwyn]

I heard that blog is terrible anyway. Hey, speaking of blogs, do you know which one is fantastic? The Goop!

[fromdatestodiapers]

Oct 31, 2014 12:25:45 GMT -5 bumpjackiebj said:

Oct 31, 2014 11:53:27 GMT -5 fromdatestodiapers said:

I am no longer allowed to say her name because my lawyer says I cannot do that.  My first lawyer was totally fine with it, but then I had to get a new lawyer (one that passed the bar and everything).  But all of the details are on my blog.  So go read my blog.  BLOG HITS!

Self promotion is banned. Please adhere to the TOS.

Sorry.  I should have known not to give out identifying details anyway.  This is not a safe place!

[Transitioning Bruce Jenner]

Harassment sucks. I deal with the paparazzi all the time because my ex wife and stepdaughters were always alerting them to our schedule so they could arrive at the same time and photograph us. Just stay off the internet and then you won't know or care what people are saying about you.

[ebola]

Attach to her blood vessels. ::nods wisely::

[georgerrmartin]

Oh, little dove. Gut-wrenching writing? Millions of fans? BTDT.