Ladies, are you having fun at work today?

[Anti Feminist Woman]

Don't you just love your cubicle? Yup, another thing to thank feminists for!

[StarbucksBarista]

My shift doesn't start until 2. Blarmy and Chvrsty opened up this morning.

[notacatfish]

I loved being able to buy things. Since I've been fired because I can't go to work with my broken leg and hurt back, I haven't been able to pay my bills.

[fromdatestodiapers]

I work from home as a world-renowned blogger.

[SaRa n MiR.I.aM]

I can't wait until I'm 15 and I can apply for a job at Claire's!

[stefon]

Oh, I love my job and I sort of feel like one of the ladies.
But my job starts about 1am and goes until 6am since I have to review ALL of New York's hottest clubs for Sethie Meyers as the "city correspondent" for Weekend Update. Oh, but I do get new Ed Hardy shirts all-the-time.

Thanks to all of you for raising our next generation of entertainment...

[bumpjackiebj]

Although I miss every precious minute with my LOs, I love my job working in the big city, banning and warning those who do not comply with the Bump TOS.

[essentialoils]

An oil diffuser works really well in your cubicle. You can use essential oils to boots your work productivity and when cold and flu season begin, it's a great way to ward off germs. Essential oils are get anti-virals. Sorry ebola.

[MH370]

The world is my cubicle.

[Deleted]

It's a beautiful fall day. Take a break! Enjoy ME! Buy ME! for a cubicle mate.

[goopygwyn]

Oct 31, 2014 11:27:57 GMT -5 meganheimerphdndjd said:

I'm a SAHM!

But I hold two of the highest degrees EVER, so don't question me. I'm probably way smarter than you.

I'm also way smarter than you. I got my bachelor's degree from the Derek Zoolander School for Kids who Can't Read Good and my JD from the Drooley Law School-Tampa satellite campus. And my doctorate from a certificate my mom made in Microsoft Word one day when I was feeling sad.

[notacatfish]

Oct 31, 2014 11:50:38 GMT -5 @psl said:

It's a beautiful fall day. Take a break! Enjoy ME! Buy ME! for a cubicle mate.

Did you know that you can send starbucks gift cards through email? Every once in a while I get one, and it totally makes my day. I love a little "gift it forward" from strangers.

[leolionfish]

I'm angling for a raise here. Would prefer to swim with the bigger fish.

[ebola]

Oct 31, 2014 11:41:47 GMT -5 essentialoils said:

An oil diffuser works really well in your cubicle. You can use essential oils to boots your work productivity and when cold and flu season begin, it's a great way to ward off germs. Essential oils are get anti-virals. Sorry ebola.

how do you like me now?

[thepoors]

I've worked two shifts today and only have a short break before I go to my third job. I keep trying to get ahead but people kleep taking my money because they know I don't have any and that makes me a risk I guess.

[goopygwyn]

Oct 31, 2014 15:11:58 GMT -5 thepoors said:

I've worked two shifts today and only have a short break before I go to my third job.

Me, too! I had a grueling session with my personal trainer, and then I had to facetime with my kids while the nanny fixed their lunch, and now I have a few hours of navelgazing ahead of me. Get some fantastic tips on how to balance all of it at THE GOOP!