Meal planning help?

[notacatfish]

I now have a lot of time to plan meals, but not a lot of money to execute them. They also need to be somewhat simple as I can't spend a lot of time standing. If they can also be used to feed my animals afterward, that would be a bonus. I haven't been able to buy their food.

[charleskoch]

I bet you're on welfare too. Always wanting someone else to do you job.
Never mind the $73+ million that Koch Industries has received in corporate welfare.
Here, I have some Ramen for you.  Try not to eat it all at once.

[NancyNaturopath]

That sounds rough! Have you tried being thin, conventionally attractive, and having famous parents? That's what I do and I've managed to earn a lot of money that way.

[notacatfish]

Oct 31, 2014 11:58:37 GMT -5 NancyNaturopath said:

That sounds rough! Have you tried being thin, conventionally attractive, and having famous parents? That's what I do and I've managed to earn a lot of money that way.

I really wish I could be thin, but I have this mystery illness that hasn't been diagnosed yet. I felt like I was getting really close to figuring it out, but then the money ran out and we had to stop all tests.

[fromdatestodiapers]

My blog has thousands of amazing meal ideas. You can also cook them while standing in your kitchen with a baby on your hip and a full face of makeup.

I don't know what they cost to actually make because my corporate sponsors pay me to write about the meals, but I bet they are affordable to non-bloggers like yourself. I usually only talk to other mommy bloggers but I am making an exception for you.

[SmugCrossfitter]

Go ahead and stuff yourself full of quick, cheap processed food if staying alive isn't important to you.  But once you WAKE UP to the reality that the Paleo Diet is the only right way to eat, you'll thank me.

[NancyNaturopath]

Have you considered eating nothing but yams?

[ebola]