Feel Good Friday!

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Awww what?? I wanted to share how my kid pooped rainbows this morning and how amazing my day has been as I effortlessly glide between cleaning my perfect house while wearing stilettos and doing an ab workout, all while making homemade gluten free all natural recipes with my own organic produce from my garden-that my perfectly coiffed toddler loves of course!!

HAHAHA

[ashb62]

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

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But seriously-

R-I just snarfed some chili cheese Fritos with a starbucks. Hell yeah!

Aw-my DS is feeling better already. His rash is almost gone and he was back to his usual self this morning. You know-farting, laughing at his farts, making animal sounds and trolling for snacks.

V-moving sucks ass. I keep thinking of more stuff and having mini freak outs. I need to unclench and roll with it better.

[cna]

I have officially gone nutso. My dog came in from outside painting and all warm to the touch. I looked at him and said "awww, you'r a hot dog!" and then laughed way more than I should have. You know, because hotdog.

[dizzycooks]

R; I need to get my eyebrows waxed.

AW: I did this in the other thread where I showed off my banana She's delicious!

V: My students do not want to do their work. I can't imagine why they are so chatty today...
V2: garage sale lady wants me to pick up my stuff today. Wtf, it's Halloween, why can't I get it tomorrow?

[gwapes]

Had to take DS to ER last night. He'd been screaming bloody murder all.day.long. Now he's got 2 ear infections. So they switched his antibiotic and gave him pain meds

AW: he woke up feeling much better today! He even snuggled, and laughed with me.

Vent: IRS sent us a notice saying we reported information wrong. Uh no we didn't? What we entered is what our forms say. What is this crazy. I don't need the IRS in my shit. grrr

[zbeesma86]

Random/AW--A little boy at the park yesterday whipped it out and started peeing in a bush. The mom hollers and storms across the play ground at him, apologizing profusely to me, saying that his father had taught him that at home- he is newly potty trained. I smiled. NBD. Z had a lot of questions about his penis and started asking me in the car. I told her girls have a vagina and boys have a penis. All day she has said, 'girls have a 'gina and boys have a peanut.'

[zbeesma86]

Oct 31, 2014 14:49:52 GMT -5 @tooshort said:

Oct 31, 2014 14:47:37 GMT -5 zbeesma86 said:

Random/AW--A little boy at the park yesterday whipped it out and started peeing in a bush. The mom hollers and storms across the play ground at him, apologizing profusely to me, saying that his father had taught him that at home- he is newly potty trained. I smiled. NBD. Z had a lot of questions about his penis and started asking me in the car. I told her girls have a vagina and boys have a penis. All day she has said, 'girls have a 'gina and boys have a peanut.'

DD keeps calling B's penis a peanut which is hilarious because she is allergic to peanuts.  So her conversations go a little like, "B has a penis which will make me sick".  Um........

HAHAHAHAHA! oh man.

DH cringes a little bit every time Z says 'daddy has a peanut'

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Oct 31, 2014 14:39:30 GMT -5 gwapes said:

Had to take DS to ER last night. He'd been screaming bloody murder all.day.long. Now he's got 2 ear infections. So they switched his antibiotic and gave him pain meds

AW: he woke up feeling much better today! He even snuggled, and laughed with me.

Vent: IRS sent us a notice saying we reported information wrong. Uh no we didn't? What we entered is what our forms say. What is this crazy. I don't need the IRS in my shit. grrr

Oh no, poor baby gwapes. Glad he's in better spirits today antibiotics are amazing, it's like a new kid in 24 hours. Hope he continues to feel better!

[ashb62]

R: It was in the high 70s here Sun-Tues and we're supposed to get snow tomorrow. High today is 60, high tomorrow is 38. I think Mother Nature is drunk.

AW: My boys are so cute in their Buzz and Woody costumes!

V: the crazy up and down weather is not being kind to my sinuses.

[vlagrl]

R - I don't like candy but love chocolate so I'm hoping to steal some of DD's goodies tonight.

AW - DD is doing really well in dance class. They are working on their holiday recital right now.

V - Our neighborhood is voting for a pool this weekend. we currently don't have one and hadn't had plans to get one until the last year. Our family really wants it to pass. Some of these neighbors are so ass backwards and very negative/threatening it makes me almost want to move if this thing doesn't pass.

[gwapes]

Oct 31, 2014 14:54:36 GMT -5 @itsbritt said:

Oct 31, 2014 14:39:30 GMT -5 gwapes said:

Had to take DS to ER last night. He'd been screaming bloody murder all.day.long. Now he's got 2 ear infections. So they switched his antibiotic and gave him pain meds

AW: he woke up feeling much better today! He even snuggled, and laughed with me.

Vent: IRS sent us a notice saying we reported information wrong. Uh no we didn't? What we entered is what our forms say. What is this crazy. I don't need the IRS in my shit. grrr

Oh no, poor baby gwapes. Glad he's in better spirits today antibiotics are amazing, it's like a new kid in 24 hours. Hope he continues to feel better!

Thanks!  

[thecheshirekat]

R: I never have anything that's not an AW or a V.

AW: Both the little ones are napping! Victory!

V: It hasn't rained in SoCal for like two whole years. WHY THE FUCK DOES IT HAVE TO HAPPEN TODAY AND TOMORROW?!? Halloween today, family photo fundraiser for our club in the park tomorrow. Fingers crossed for mostly dry weather until tomorrow night; then it can pour for weeks.

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Oct 31, 2014 15:04:54 GMT -5 thecheshirekat said:

R: I never have anything that's not an AW or a V.

AW: Both the little ones are napping! Victory!

V: It hasn't rained in SoCal for like two whole years. WHY THE FUCK DOES IT HAVE TO HAPPEN TODAY AND TOMORROW?!? Halloween today, family photo fundraiser for our club in the park tomorrow. Fingers crossed for mostly dry weather until tomorrow night; then it can pour for weeks.

TRUTH. Wtf socal?! We are supposed to get hit with rain around 5 pm. And I don't remember the last time it rained here either .

[rockyrollgirl]

Um truthytruth? Lol..
I am laughing and I have no idea why.

[jnksmom]

AW: I cleaned and organized mine and H's closet today. It was a disaster and I had so many clothes that don't fit anymore...some too big and some too little. It feels good to walk I to an organized closet. I actually know what clothes I have now.
V: it has been warm and pretty all week. Today it is cloudy and 48 with a chance of rain tonight. Ugh. I don't really like Halloween and ToTing but do it for my kids. Why does it have to be nasty today though??

[rockyrollgirl]

I somehow managed to break the food processor while trying to detach it from the base.... I can't wait to hear "If it won't move, do not force it blah blah blah" in a couple hours.

[mamaalysson]

Oct 31, 2014 14:47:37 GMT -5 zbeesma86 said:

Random/AW--A little boy at the park yesterday whipped it out and started peeing in a bush. The mom hollers and storms across the play ground at him, apologizing profusely to me, saying that his father had taught him that at home- he is newly potty trained. I smiled. NBD. Z had a lot of questions about his penis and started asking me in the car. I told her girls have a vagina and boys have a penis. All day she has said, 'girls have a 'gina and boys have a peanut.'

Having a baby brother, DD is quite familiar with the world of little penises.  But yesterday I took DS' diaper off to change him, and his little guy was standing at attention.  DD's eyes got huge, and she said, "Mommy!  His penis is not all floppy!  What is wrong with it??!!"

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Oct 31, 2014 15:57:05 GMT -5 rockyrollgirl said:

I somehow managed to break the food processor while trying to detach it from the base.... I can't wait to hear "If it won't move, do not force it blah blah blah" in a couple hours.

That's what she said.

[captainmal]

V: DS refused to take a nap until right before T-o-T time. So DH and I sat outside to pass out candy, but we didn't get any T-o-Ters (trunk-r-treats are the big thing now apparently). Instead, we just got torn up by mosquitoes. I need all the wine now.

[fancynewbeesly]

Reese got good news at her oncologists. They THINK she will be ready to begin maintenance next week--there is TONS of growth in her bone marrow. They also think that she most likely should be able to go on her Make a Wish trip in early December. (The doctors have to sign off on her trip that she can travel)

So yeah, good news here!

[cna]

Another Halloween is done and I would say it was a success. The boys got a ton of candy, I saw the most adorable little giraffe, and we had the perfect amount of candy for the trick or treaters.

Now I am off to bed because I have to get up at zero-dark-thirty to assemble 32 snacks and go to a painfully early soccer game.

Happy Halloween, everyone!

[olivegoose]

I am so tired. DS keeps waking up at 4am. I'm sitting here waiting for DD's turn for bed and I can't barely keep my eyes open. It isn't even 9.

I'm irrationally irritated at how expensive rain boots for DS are.

We had lunch with friends today and her daughter was coughing hard the whole time. I was really irritated.

I lost 3 lbs. and now I'm taking today off so I can eat Halloween candy. I'm the worst dieter ever.

[lexus]

Oct 31, 2014 19:20:16 GMT -5 captainmal said:

V: DS refused to take a nap until right before T-o-T time. So DH and I sat outside to pass out candy, but we didn't get any T-o-Ters (trunk-r-treats are the big thing now apparently). Instead, we just got torn up by mosquitoes. I need all the wine now.

We had the same problem. Good thing I went to Costco.... Opps.