Ohhhhhh, Boring.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

Review of this November post (as if you forgot):
My status post from earlier, please ignore it. Just found out that unless I reach $150 in sales by the 4th, in less than 2 days now, that I will no longer be a JIC rep. (I doubt that will happen.) Not a big deal. I was doing as an extra income to help supplement what my husband brought in. More or less help pay for my children's after school activities of sports and dance. Unfortunately, not too many were interested in such a wonderful product that offered a candle and your choice of jewelry. I mean who wouldn't want that. Who wouldn't want a great smelling candle or tart that comes with a surprise piece of jewelry. Never mind the fact that I had asked several people if they would be willing to do online parties. That way you could get free candles or tarts. Because who doesn't like free stuff. Apparently some people don't like free things. I want to thank those who took the time to have a party for me. I want to thank the few that actually placed an order from me. I appreciate it very much. I'm sorry if I sound rude, but you know what I don't really care. I tired of putting myself out there when I'm selling things like this telling people about the products just to be looked at like I'm stupid and out of mind, but the moment I don't sell the stuff anymore everyone wants to buy. I am sticking to my writing for now on. Whether anyone I actually know buys and reads what I write or not is not going to be on my mind anymore. I do it for myself not for everyone else. I just put it out there in case there is someone out there that needs the words I write at any given moment. So am i irritated? Yes, I am. I will get over it since I know I have a few people in my life that actually care about the things I do and do look at me like I'm out of my mind. Those are the people in my life that I will take their opinions on for this moment on.

Now I get this invite:
Welcome ladies!!! Im **, and I'll be your IN A PIKLE PROFESSIONAL for the party NOVEMBER 13th!! Please take a look at this video I made of this fun, fashionable and functional IN A PIKLE BAG as we wait for the party to FILL UP! Thanks for hosting this party Boring!

This crazy lady made the event 2 days ago and won't stop posting at me about PIKLEs. Boring has invited 459 people.

H is considering declining the invitation for reasons of 'no', just to see the response meltdown.

[wannabe]

PIKLE??

no.

eta:  how in the fuck does she manage to get suckered into the shittiest MLMs on the planet??  those things are stupid.

[Deleted]

I can make one of these myself and put it in a cuter bag for probably half the price.

[nsl]

God, the jewelry candle post really is the gift that keeps on giving; I'm in stitches again.

[Deleted]

Holy fug. I'd say your whole life is a pickle if you have to resort to selling this shit.

[bania]

Nov 13, 2014 17:06:01 GMT -5 wannabe said:

PIKLE??

no.

eta:  how in the fuck does she manage to get suckered into the shittiest MLMs on the planet??  those things are stupid.

Life is short... dill with it  

[gault]

She's just putting herself out there. Stop being selfish.

[UMaineTeach]

That isn't a product that needs a "party" it only needs HSN/QVC. There's nothing to explore or learn more about at a party. It is what it is and the product line is only one item.

If they were on QVC, you can bet MILs everywhere would give that to their DILs for Christmas this year.

[CajunShrimp]

I love how she will only value the opinion of you like crappy candles with jewelry in them. Because those are the people whose opinions I would trust the most.

[VeryViolet]

Nov 13, 2014 17:06:01 GMT -5 wannabe said:

PIKLE??

no.

eta:  how in the fuck does she manage to get suckered into the shittiest MLMs on the planet??  those things are stupid.

Seriously, you know it is bad when my first thought was gas this women never heard of scentsy or pleasure parties?!

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

Nov 13, 2014 20:24:36 GMT -5 intentionalsnarkshark said:

LOLOLOL

This would ALSO be an excellent way to respond to the event request.

I like your style.