My kid's crying because...

[dizzycooks]

Why is your kid crying?

DD1 -
she can't wear jammies to daycare
the baby wore jammies to daycare
I brushed her hair
I only gave her one banana
daddy told her she can't plug in the Christmas tree herself
her purple hat is too small for her
I won't let her wear her cute puffy coat in the car
she needed to take her diaper off when she woke up
I wouldn't let her switch her outfit to match mine (apparently black pants are all the rage when you're 2yo!)

I'm pretty sure she cried/screamed/whined the entire 45 minutes she was awake with me this morning.

DD2 -
I woke her up - sorry kid, it's frowned on to leave you in your crib alone all day....

[Deleted]

Daddy went to work.

He can't play with the plugs plugged into the outlets.

I buttoned his polo shirt.

[megster20185]

Because I told them they had to sit quietly and behave themselves during my doctors appointment.

[goillini823]

DS2 11 months- I won't let him grab the lamp so he can swing it around.
DS 1- I asked him to clean up his Legos before playing with his matchbox cars. "But I'm to tired to clean up"

[minismama]

Because she doesn't want to share the snack she brought home from school. Which coincidentally is named the "sharing snack"...

[minerswife17]

DD cried because I cleaned her room.
Oh, and because I put spinach in her smoothie.

[chatterbox]

Because it's cold outside and she doesn't want to wear a hat.

Because I tried to put mittens on her little hands.

[minerswife17]

Nov 20, 2014 14:52:08 GMT -5 @kimbus22 said:

Nov 20, 2014 14:50:02 GMT -5 minerswife17 said:

DD cried because I cleaned her room.
Oh, and because I put spinach in her smoothie.

I would cry if someone ruined my delicious smoothie by putting a salad in it too.

She's so picky about veggies. I had to sneak it in. 

[lindsay9911]

DD2 is crying bc apparently "only daddy can wipe my booty"
She's in a major daddy attachment phase. He's the only one good enough to buckle her car seat, change her clothes etc.

[justbecause]

Because he has to wear mittens
Because the car needs gas
Because he can't eat 100 cookies
Because rubber bands aren't toys

[katemw]

Well, I'll sing you the song I just used to calm him down...it didn't work but made me happier. He's still crying but it's DH's turn.

Because you've got itchy balls {yeast infection} and a stuffy nose {cold}, your teeth are coming {getting two or three at the same time} and your poop is too {2 really bad diarrhea dipes tonight}.

Good night here...